Emmerdale [ITV1 pace] ** NO SPOILERS ** Does Bear shit in the woods?

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There goes Kev. And here comes...Jason Donovan?

How many name drops is Jason Donovan going to get??

Aww Jason seems like a lovely man

Marlon just looks so gormless all the time.

Glad Sam brought up Joe's despicable crimes as he's getting far too comfy

That Always Discreet advert with the bulky pee pants will be us in the nursing home. We’ll all be saying in unison oh I never thought I’d see this while we jig around with our Celia sticks

Oh no I hate that ad 😭

It’s hellish isn’t it. The worst one is when she’s sitting on her husband’s shoulders in her squelchy pants 🤢

Every time I type Marlon my phone automatically corrects it to Marlin which is making me chuckle.

Loved Sam standing up to Joe.

What happened to that box of jewellery and tat that Lydia was going to sell for the Jason tickets? Maybe Marlon could offer it to Ray to pay off thd drug debt?

That’s what Steph used to call him back in the noughties

Get doing those pelvic floor exercises everyone 😬

I used to shout at the telly every time Steph called him Marlin.

Mind you he does resemble a fish with his mouth gawping open all the time.

Marlin suits him then 🤣

Dp wandered in to find out who I was shouting "shut the fuck up" to.
Just April.
I'm such a heartless cow I'd have punted her out the car and told Ray to keep her 😄
Why didn't Rhona shut her window and drive off with Ray's head stuck in it.

I bet we all have partners and children wondering why we are swearing at the TV 🤣

We're all so desensitivised to the constant warnings of violence/threat/death/sexual violence and threat that we've taken to swearing at the ones we're meant to be rooting for.

I'm rooting for Dylan @PrincessScarlett

I keep saying I'm going to stop watching until the drugs rubbish is over, but I get sucked back in.

I finally lost the will last night and turned it off 10 minutes before the end. I just can't do it any more, I'm aggravating my own blood pressure by shouting "for fuck sake" at increasingly regular intervals.

It would be a blessing if Celia and her stick took care of (in the mafia sense) Rhona, Marlin and Flossie...

Absolutely laughable to see April who looks about 10 laying down the law to 2 grown adults with Marlon looking like a quivering jelly.

She's just not believable in this kind of story yet she keeps on being centre stage.

Also, not that I'm thinking they should pay it for an instant, but Rhona is a senior vet and partner in the practice.

When they said April's debt was £1300 Rhona said, "Where are we going to find that sort of money?" Really??? 🙄

See that’s what happens when nobody ever goes to work apart from Nicola and Lewis

I know, that can't be right! But then maybe it's Eric hiking the prices now he's skint.

Love Sam standing up to Joe about the dry stone walling. "You'd have trouble lifting a piece of toast!" Or something along those lines. Love Sam.

Also seeing as JD is still getting a mention, could he bring the downfall of Celia and Ray? A Christmas special perhaps!

All she needs to do is leave the vets drug cabinet open as is normal anyway, let little April stuff her backpack full of ketamine, flog it ‘on the streets’ and they would have enough to pay back Ray with interest, hire a hitman (or us with our sticks), and go on a never ending cruise like Angel and Brenda.

@BooseysMom I love the thought of Jason being the one to send Celia and Ray 6 foot down under.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏

That's brilliant 😆 Absolute genius!