MAFS #11 NO SPOILERS. It's groundhog day on the merry-go-round. 5 weeks in and 0 progress or results. Nobody is leaving, other than always seething. We really need to see progress, but instead we are seeing same old arguments.

[dillite]

Sorry, this is so boring that there's 0 thread title inspiration. We just keep on being blindsighted and mugged off and nobody has our backs.

Yes

Are any of the contestants trans this year?

I like Reiss, he's quite amusing.

Finally, it bloody took him a while!

Oh hold on, we’ve got April & Leo before Ash & Grace haven’t we?

I love that he had to double check what he wrote there

They were comedy gold at the start, how have they got so dull?

I can't imagine having any feelings about Reiss. He's like a pot plant

They’ve both calmed down a bit.

I think he's improved a bit!

Yup. I think they'll stay but they've got no hope either.

No

Leo, Leah, Leigh....too many

Leo is talking like he's reading it off an autocue.

April has a face like a skelped arse

Aprils face is not agreeing with Leo

Oh Leo you delusional fool.

God April looks so bored.

April is such a ‘cool girl’

Is Leo sure about all of those things that he is listing there as April seems to be in a different country there.

"Without the emotional connection, everything else is worthless"

Except when the sex toys are brought out in week 2, Paul, eh?

I think Leo has done as much as he's capable of, but it's not enough for April.

Here the icksperts go stirring up shit again...

He spent all day memorising that speech

I also think that April is the ‘tomboy Barbie’ archetype that Ash was looking for. I’m so confused by the matching