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Which fictional character would you pick to protect you in a fight?

140 replies

OneUmberJoker · 08/10/2025 20:18

Phil Mitchell

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Mistyglade · 09/10/2025 01:08

Lazzlo from What We Do In The Shadows. And Nadja swooping in.

CookingFatCat · 09/10/2025 01:14

Cormoran Strike, hopefully he would kiss me afterwards.

BestZebbie · 09/10/2025 01:16

Bumblebee the Transformer.
Though I like the MewTwo suggestion too…

gemdrop84 · 09/10/2025 07:05

SabreIsMyFave · 08/10/2025 21:18

Vera Duckworth. Grin

I change my answer from Witcher to Peggy Mitchell 🤣

Pabbel · 09/10/2025 07:08

The Rock

pizzaHeart · 09/10/2025 07:13

Thedogscollar · 08/10/2025 22:33

Rambo. Can turn his hand to anything.

Oh yes agree with this^
oh Gibbs from NCIS.
I go for results.

EBearhug · 09/10/2025 07:18

Biggles

DelphiniumBlue · 09/10/2025 07:22

Uhtred son of Uhtred.

IaltagDhubh · 09/10/2025 07:22

Harry Dresden, or possibly Mouse

Tigerbalmshark · 09/10/2025 07:26

I was going to say Jason Bourne but he’s not actually much good at protecting people is he? All of his sidekicks end up dead. Same with James Bond.

Giggorata · 09/10/2025 07:47

Q from Star Trek, except that he is a bit capricious and could do anything that came into his head for the hell of it.
Kai, the Last of the Brunnen G, from Lexx, except that he goes a bit weird from time to time.
Maybe the Terminator.

Matildatoldsuchdreadfullies · 09/10/2025 07:48

Jack Bauer. Ignoring the fact that his wife ends up dead, he can kill a man with his bare teeth whilst handcuffed.

Lucas North. For other reasons.

Thingamebobwotsit · 09/10/2025 07:59

Love this thread. I was going to pop Aragon or Henry Cavill's Witcher. But honestly I completely agree with the previous poster on Gloria Delgado Pritchett. You wouldn't even see it coming...

ishimbob · 09/10/2025 07:59

Buffy

theDudesmummy · 09/10/2025 08:06

Oh I forgot about Uhtred son of Uhtred, yes, him!

MabelMoo23 · 09/10/2025 08:45

Love threads like this!!

Theres a few I’d happily choose

Gibbs NCIS
Jack Bauer
Master Chief Jason Hayes from Seal Team
Remy Scott from FBI Most Wanted
Olivia Benson

yes trashy US telly is my thing!

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 09/10/2025 09:02

CordeliaNaismithVorkosigan · 09/10/2025 01:00

Jackson Lamb. The other person would be dead before they knew it was a fight.

Beat me to it. Never underestimate an ex spook.

Garamousalata · 09/10/2025 09:04

Reacher, obviously.

Beamur · 09/10/2025 09:06

Freddy Jones (Danny Dyers character in Rivals)
Or Molly Weasley

defrazzled · 09/10/2025 09:07

John Wick, then we get married.

MrsSkylerWhite · 09/10/2025 09:10

Khal Drogo

Maverickess · 09/10/2025 09:15

DeirdreDragon · 08/10/2025 21:58

Rip from Yellowstone

Yes! Or Beth......

Beamur · 09/10/2025 09:39

Thought of another one!
Shauna from Yellowjackets

Rictasmorticia · 09/10/2025 09:44

Mrs Weasley

DareDevil223 · 09/10/2025 09:48

Jackson Lamb from Slow Horses. He might not be a traditional tough guy but he'd have some clever plan to get me out of trouble and cause maximum damage to the bad guys.