Big Brother UK - third series on ITV2 - starts on Sun 28th Sep at 9PM

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My boobs weigh a lot 😄

When it's time to make thread 2, this will go in the op, super helpful xx

No one thinks it's real, Elsa. It's not fucking love Island.

Why do itv think that we want a showmance forced on us?

AJ looks like she should be in the Anne Summers shop window.

Thank you!

Which 2 are the showmancers?

Elsa and some bloke 🤣

That's bloody brilliant @Paperclipp 👏

I never remember who's who until we're at least half way through and there's only 5 of them left 😆

😁

Is Richard a Brian Belo level superfan?

AJ’s gone all Rocky Horror!!! Bonkers outfit

The subtitles can't cope with the NI woman's accent - 'baskets' for 'biscuits' 😂

Anyone else finding the audio weird? Having to turn the bits in the house way up, and then the studio way down

I noticed that too 😂

Okg ..is that what she was saying !

I thought baskets was the name of some snack / food in NI.

Or that

Omfg

George is just top value as a housemate

George's problem is that he is very preachy

Just lecturing the derry girl for wanting to go on holiday fucking hell

Which explains the virginity 😭

He is an incel

That’s why he’s brilliant…he’s kind of shocking!!!

Ah George owns garages.. not houses lol

This is the first I've seen of George. At least he's interesting! And easy to recognise ...

Plus two london garages…that’s a hell of an income stream. And again really unexpected

Subtitling isn't done by a human these days. There are some hilarious errors, particularly with accents/dialects.

Elsa seems to be thicker than I thought. What did she expect Marcus to think when she said he was to take a different bed? I don't get it.

AJ's outfit is bonkers but Will looks like he's been in Norman Wisdom's dressing up box.

George was also spreading the nonsense about migrants getting loadsamoney, electronics and luxury accomm. Zelah put him straight thankfully.

So, Cameron B is the one with the chin?