Emmerdale [ITV1 pace] ** NO SPOILERS ** We don't need another hero

[TellingBone]

Will this thread see the conclusion of the one-man syringe-fest?

so Nate is being buried but they haven’t found a cause of death

Robert doing some digging 😃

So one of Moira’s barns is lit like a night club and she hasn’t noticed.

Oh no it’s a vicious Cockapoo 🤣

So now Paddy is a vet that’s afraid of both horses and dogs. Terrific.

Next week he'll have a run in with a cow.

And random witchy women with big sticks

Ray has nicked their cannabis hasn't he.

Maybe Nate should come back as a ghost. It’d be better than the new people

Robert!!

Bring on the mayhem

I want my zombie Halloween special! Paul Roundell get on it!

Who else would you want as a ghost? Maybe Val?

Chrissie would be good

Another shit episode.
New woman farmer is another pantomime stick wafting villian.
Cannabis story will no doubt involve more plastic gangsters.
Paddy is a big enough blithering idiot without adding dog phobia into the mix

Loving Robert telling Ray initially that he knows nothing and is the lowest in the pecking order. He's sharp as a knife and knows what everyone is up to. Soon he'll know exactly what John is up to.

Ah thanks @JaneJeffer !

It was so bad it was good!
Off to walk a cockerpoo because it’s been too hot to walk him when I usually do. Paddy Drippypants eat your heart out. The worst Barney will do is lick me to death.

When Rhona came out looking for Paddy after the dog incident I automatically assumed someone would be in the back nicking drugs #pavlovsdog

Bear isn’t wrong about paddy’s balls !

Maybe just me but when Paddy took the gun out to the field I thought he was going to use it on himself 😱
He's an awful character these days with his face pulling and exaggerated stammering and sharp intakes of breath etc etc but I felt sad that he might be suicidal. 🥺

I haven't watched in over a week, but all your updates are so good I've no need to watch 😁

Just what you need when you’re feeling like shit, Marlon and a Zombie game and a pork pie

I wouldn’t mind the pork pie

The writing is all over the place this week