Emmerdale [ITV1 pace] ** NO SPOILERS ** We don't need another hero

[TellingBone]

Will this thread see the conclusion of the one-man syringe-fest?

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I thought the actress who plays Steph had had her baby?

I don't understand why Steph has been missing for the past 6 weeks or so. I thought it was because she was having the baby then she comes back trying in vain to cover the bump with any coat, laptop or bag available.

Wearing a big white shirt only made Steph look more obviously very pregnant and it was odd that she didn't even hide her big bump. Are we not supposed to notice? Probably not as we're only the viewers after all. 🙄

That's what I thought

He looks like the evil brother of vicar Billy on Corrie!

Yes I thought the whole point of her being gone for weeks was that the actress was having her baby. Not sure what the point of her absence was when she's clearly going to be gone again in a couple of weeks 🤷🏻♀️

Great prat fall Charity

Fed up of Dylan already and April following him around like a dolled up10 year old.

Vinny is turning into a blithering idiot like Paddy.

Poor Gabby, first fiancé gay, second one looks bi- Can’t she just be happy?

Ok I might have fallen asleep again…

did they actually do the implant? Was it a big thing? I missed it

why would Paddy put his vets licence and even put himself in jail for Dylan?

So is Charity actually pregnant? I know the implant was done but didn't realise she'd had a positive pregnancy test already. This is such a tedious story. I'm already mourning the break up of Charity and Mackenzie.

So Ray looks like he's going to put April in peril sometime soon. I'm surprised that Marlon didn't start spitting feathers as soon as Dylan swore on April's life. I can't help liking Dylan. I just feel really sad for him when Paddy said noone was looking for him and I remember him selling himself when April was living rough ☹️

What’s the betting that after leaving Gaby at the altar Vinnie hooks up with Lewis? They’ll be the most twittery couple ever.

Gabby and Vinnie are the most unbelievable and unlikely pairing ever. A smooth wedding ahead? Place your bets folks 🙄

As much as I dislike Gabby, this storyline is a joke, yet another gay fiancé? Come on writers, give it a rest!

I really like Dylan but can see him dragging April back into bad things. We need an intervention!

Dylan.."I swear on April's life"

My DP..."that's her dead by Wednesday then".

Yep! 😂

I can't quite put my finger on why April irritates me so much - the fact she looks like an 11 year old pretending to be an adult? The way she snaps at Marlon no matter what he says (or how much he looks like he's grovelling to his master when he speaks to her)? The way she occasionally spouts (supposed) words of worldly wisdom that just sound ridiculous and meaningless coming out of her mouth? The complete lack of expression on her face or in her voice? Is she really 'acting' at all or just spouting, in the dullest of monotones, lines from a script?

As for Dylan, he looks about 30. A friendship between the pair of them is utterly unbelievable, never mind a relationship. Yet another soap 'romance' completely devoid of any believable connection or chemistry.

Is it too much to hope that Ray somehow spirits the pair of them away never to be seen again??

I think Arthur would have been a better character to do the homeless storyline. The actor is so much better than April but then we couldn't have had the ridiculous baby storyline.

The actress who plays April was good as a child, now she's older her acting skills are really shown up by those she shares the screen with.

I have no interest in the Dylan story and every time April says “when I was on the streets” I want to hurl something at the telly. I don’t know which is worse, Paddy and Marlon comedy or Paddy and Marlon angst.

Where is Arthur anyway? Is he having or had exams in real life like the Cathy actress had so that’s why Cathy was on a cruise with Brenda?

Couldn’t we have had Dylan as bad boy comes good rather than the constant getting into trouble. Mandy and paddy foster him or something ?

Yeah I reckon that’s the plan. Same as when they recast Aaron who was involved with drug dealers but Paddy took him in.

That would be good. Fed up with villains on ED

Because she’s a self indulgent little madam? I think she was the wrong character for this plot. She comes across as too childish and unbelievable .