Emmerdale [ITV1 pace] ** NO SPOILERS ** We don't need another hero

[TellingBone]

Will this thread see the conclusion of the one-man syringe-fest?

In actual fact Zak was the one who beat Cain to a pulp not Shadrach

I thought she was referring to Shadrach's rewritten history as a wife and child beater.

I know @PrincessScarlettbut I’m not having it! They need to rewrite it back

This is exhausting

Woo hoo. The funeral tomorrow is going to be proper entertaining 🤣

Ugh I’ve just seen Sharon Marshall saying the audience wants vanity back together. NO WE DO NOT!

When Dr Death and Joe were discussing what could be done to make Kim comply I just thought well why don't you immobilise her in your operating theatre and wield a scalpel. I mean, in Emmerdale loonyverse this works and you don't even get reported to the police

So Cara suddenly makes an appearance now - not 9 months ago when Nate went missing.
I must have missed all Nate's friends and his friendship with John.
More retrospective Shadrach shaming 😡.

We do NOT want Vanity. If you've got Mackenzie WTAF would you look twice at Vanessa who has the personality and appeal of a wet lettuce?

If Vanity reunite I can forsee this thread becoming very sweary and full of rage.

I skipped though last night's episode as I could not care less about this stupid Joe/Dr Whispery Twat storyline. As PPs have already said Kim/Dawn/everyone in the world knows about the kidney situation so why is Joe going along with this nonsense? Do the scriptwriters take us all for fools?

In fact the only storyline I am interested in is John getting what is coming to him. And obviously Robert coming back.

Emmerdale is the only soap I watch now and the current plots are becoming very tedious.

Apologies for saying this but I can see the John story not being concluded until Christmas 😪

He looks comical too, and definitely not a Kim Tate type!

Weird thought entered my head. Imagine if the stolen kidney fiasco was reversed. The whispering doctor is tied down and Joe is holding that scalpel.

Thinking of how Joe was crying out and yelling for help.

Would the evil doctor be screaming in a whisper. Imagine it.

(I haven't been drinking I swear) 🫖☕

Hopefully Kim will wise up to him and by the time she’s finished with him he’ll be singing soprano

Exactly! I think maybe Ruby went on holiday? But where's Steph?

And DF said where's Mac again? He will be livid when he hears what Charity is planning. In DF's words, "Ridiculous!"

Steph must be on maternity leave?

She's probably had it by now as she looked about 7 months when I saw pics of her

Hiya lovelies, it’s Hospital Thursday hour!

And Nate’s funeral. Will we have a good old punch up?

Violence yeah I don’t believe that

Pointless sad music. Nobody cares.

Fingers crossed

Come on John now’s your chance to do a Cameron. Lock them all in the pub and get to work.

More promise of violence. Yippee 🙄

Now that was an episode and a half.