Eurovision Final 2025 thread 2

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She was the wrong person for that postcard activity!!!

Reminds me of Believer - Imagine Dragons

Costume strip coming at a guess.

The Swiss singer was like someone out of an old painting - ethereal. She was pitchy & the song was forgettable.

Ouch Malta. Vocals not as good as the semis

Megan Trainor vibes…

At least my GCSE French can cope with “faire un voyage avec moi”

When you order Lady Gaga from Shein.

If Big Bird was a stripper.

Oh YEAH I like this. Malta FTW

Oh it is and the word has been excluded!

They must be really into seafood with so much fish netting going on

This is shite

Is that a naked leaping man on the graphics behind her?

This is dull

Digging Malta’s graphics and staging

Yes, I was thinking the same, but then I have been watching for many, many years and perhaps I've finally reached peak Eurovision.

Because the higher ups really don’t want us hosting it ever again. They sent our best entry in a year no one but Ukraine could win, and since having to host it we’ve been extra shit for a reason.

Niche reference : Armenia looked like a Home and Away River Boy.

Sneak corset - drink!

Armenia or Malta to win. The rest are like dishwater and boring

Serving arse cracks.

Ah yes dress removal for lesbian style floor roll.

I blame Sabrina Carpenter.

She was pitchy in the middle. Not the other night though.

This is grim.

When do the Muppets come on, then?