TENNIS thread- Nearly time to say 'Adios' to Madrid, but there are plenty of matches still to get our teeth into...

[Raahh]

Open Wide!

Looks like Lorenzo should win this round of the Sexy Dentist contest.

Oh, now Clara is unhappy.
It's all happening now,

Good time for an ace.
And she's goading the crowd now- but maybe don't do it too much.

The channel I was on said they were going to the men’s match but then spent 10 minutes waffling

I know, I was flipping the channels around waiting for Gigi to stop wittering to all an sundry about bridges.

I also want both Casper and Matteo to win!

I don’t know how I ended up quoting myself instead of Raahh but that’s the “improved” app for you!

I think they do it by vote. Forget the match.

They are both more popular than TP or Mensik. (IMO) So that should count for something.

I did wonder, but I've stopped trying to second guess what the app will do

I really like Matteo- but since they spent the first game talking about how he made a Wimbledon final, they really ought to balance that out by discussing the fact Casper has been in three slam finals.

Or does Wimbledon get them extra points?

I have made so many complaints about it that by the time MN respond I can’t even remember what stupid thing had happened because other weird things are happening now instead!

Well obviously

I think the party line for most things (like the fact the bloody bookmark button still doesn't work properly), is 'we are looking into it'.

Until they change everything again, and mess it up further.

Yeah this is a great idea, a popularity bye combined with an “I’m a celebrity” style elimination. If Tommy Paul has to eat something revolting that would be a bonus.

Hotdog!

Definitely up for him eating something gross.

In this scenario (with our rules, anyway), Djok would not have many titles...

Mirra won then. Not sure that umpire is on her Christmas list.

Djok would be made to eat a large slice of processed white bread.

He’d be like Mrs Doyle testing the sandwiches Ice

Ice that would be absolute poison.

If they need ideas to make tennis more fun, they just need to ask us. We should contact Taylor Fritz's gf. She's the tennis influencer.

Taylor’s missus would leg it if I went anywhere near her. I definitely don’t fit her aesthetic

I could actually see Djok going for this though because he likes to come across as a fun person!

No, me neither.

But to be honest, she never seems very happy, or comfortable. So I will stick to being short, frizzy haired and dumpy. And smile once in a while .

You could be right. He would want to be 'down with the kids' and think he is the fun uncle.

Oh - Matteo is stepping it up a bit.

And that will be hard for Casper, since he's playing the crowd as well.