Emmerdale (ITV1 pace) ** NO SPOILERS ** Will Nate stop being bait? Will Mack sustain a whack? Will Sarah be a bearer?

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Cut to the chase please Emmerdale

Come on Ross save the day

I'd forgotten about Marlon and April too but sure enough, they'll pop up now!

Yeah, she’s pregnant

Rose needs to knock John off the hero pedestal.

How thick is Tracey. She’s almost as irritating as Victoria Marple and Dawn

Tracy had a lucky escape with Eric not taking the till thieving any further so how does she think she'll get away with fraudulently using Nate's new card.
Yes she must be very thick.

I wish John's lies would be exposed quickly. I'm tiring of his face and hideious clothes.

Steph should become a wrestler

Ross is so lovely. I'm glad he's stopped being the twat he was when he first came back.

Big Grand-Daddy?

You’re going to hell 🤣

“HIT ME BACK! HIT ME BACK!”

Let me help you out there Ross.

Oh just piss off Gail. You're a silly waste of space

Drunk Charity 😂

Yes, and take the chair cover from Sam and Lydia’s that you’re wearing with you.

Are they all so dim that nobody's thought of contacting windfarms on Shetland to get in touch with Nate or even going up there. They go off to Aberdeen to "visit Debbie" at the drop of a hat and it's just a short flight or longer ferry trip from there.

He was in Upstairs Downstairs? Played the son of the posh family? He’s in The Archers.

Liam needs to borrow that crash helmet from Cain now he’s rubbed John up the wrong way again

Oh Liam why are you so bloody stupid taking John's word for it?

Why does everbody in the village believe every word that comes from his lying gob?

Is it rendezvous time at the walnut whip

The Nate business is going round and round in circles repeating the same old shite.
Can he please bob up soon?

He was a big useless lump but the whole thing doesn't ring true. Looks like Cain is on to it though

Oh god, that was really grim.

Oh no

Good job it’s hospital Thursday, or will Super John save her?

Good woman Ruby

Well done Ruby.
Steph needs Psychiatric treatment, bless her.