Emmerdale (ITV1 pace) ** NO SPOILERS ** Will Nate stop being bait? Will Mack sustain a whack? Will Sarah be a bearer?

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Cut to the chase please Emmerdale

How long has Aidan been in the coma? It won’t be that easy to wake him up and when or if he comes round, he’ll be very groggy and disoriented

Of course he will, probably on Hospital Thursday.
Sends St John boy over the edge, hopefully.

Judging by Joe, he’ll be doing a marathon within 10 minutes of regaining consciousness.

He was in a vegetative state for years so he’ll be in the Woolie by Thursday at the latest

Yep, it takes a village, and what a bloody village.

Mrs Fertility is gorgeous

It’s all I’ve ever wanted since a fortnight ago

Sarah is so bloody immature

Mackerel 😆

I find Tracey so irritating, she never, ever learns. Groundhog Day, every day, every time.

My phone always puts mackerel when I type Mackenzie

C’mon Mack’s twin wake up

PMSL that was so bad

No interest in Sarah's or Tracy's issues.

Nor anyone else's come to think of it.

He definitely made the most of his big moment there

Time to bring this gif of Aidan meeting Mackenzie over from the spoilers thread

Stupid storyline No.1

Sarah wants a baby....

It's time they dumped Sarah, brings absolutely nothing to the show, never sees her mother or father even though she's got a terminal illness, she wants to bring a baby into the world but chances are she won't be around to look after it for long, please sack her Emmerdale.

Stupid storyline No.2

Aiden wakes up after years in a coma and will working in Emmerdale by next Monday probably.

Stupid storyline No.3

Tracey....nothing else to say really

Stupid storyline No.4

Dawn....read above for storyline No.3

Someone on instagram nicking my jokes?

OMG! I laughed my head off when Aiden opened his eyes at the mere mention of John's name 🤣🤣🤣 I can't wait to see what happens next!

It was so daft because John has been there yapping away to him but it took someone saying his name to revive him

Stop with the martyrdom Moira

Is he talking?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Uh oh John.

He’s nothing like Finn

I’m finding Lewis very annoying

There’s a hint at a backstory from the fertility woman. Is she a long lost relative of someone?