Emmerdale (ITV1 pace) ** NO SPOILERS ** Will Nate stop being bait? Will Mack sustain a whack? Will Sarah be a bearer?

[TellingBone]

Cut to the chase please Emmerdale

My guess Noah in the stables with the ice bucket

Poor Billy. Dawn is an absolute disgrace.

Lydia not even being there is pathetic Emmerdale

Chas looks dreadful. Such a shame as she was always so pretty.

Chas looks like a Trump wife

Ahhh, decree nisi. Does that mean Belle is now divorced?

“Hell is empty and all the devils are here”

I hope Billy tells Dawn what Joe did to Clemmie. Then Dawn might be the prime suspect.

Still can't believe Dawn chose Joe over the lovely Billy

Is Lydia actually going to turn up to her ridiculously unbelievable party? Or is she hiding outside in the bushes with the Emmerdale rock in her hand?

Well played Noah!

Decree is notification of the Absolute, which is the official divorce. Takes six weeks from the former to the latter.

I was just wondering that

What did Noah do?

OMG the cop from Classic

Oh shit. Noah has called the police.

He’s a DS now!

Good lad Noah

And now the whole village want Joe dead

Now who’s going to down Joe’s poisoned drink

Caleb and Ruby will be shitting themselves.

Dawn

On no, too much emphasis on the spiked drink.

I think Eric might wallop him now

Go on Charity