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MAFSAUS 2025 - Thread 5 (No Spoilers): Man Baby Strops over Promo flops, Secret Dates with boy mates, delulu Jacqui always wanting her own way, the dinner party chaos will bring forth the cray cray.

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browneyes77 · 27/03/2025 20:12

And here we go again….!

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PerfectYear321 · 31/03/2025 21:48

PuppiesProzacProsecco · 31/03/2025 20:33

Paul makes me 🤢

Oh you meant the french guy
I thought you meant tattooed guy but he's called Dave 😭
I'll get my coat

Scorpion84 · 31/03/2025 21:48

I refuse to believe Jackie and Ryan are real people ! 🤣 they have to be actors

FBGHHH67776 · 31/03/2025 21:50

A bit behind but seriously with the Jackie and Ryan situation?

Camera goes to John, looking shocked.
Camera goes to Alessandra, looking like she's gonna explode.
Camera goes to Mel, looking totally horrified.

Dramatic music......

Then "Seems like it's all working out fine! Stay or leave?"

What? If Jackie was a man with her stupid list and 100 dance demand, she'd she rightly accused of being controlling!!

Dillite2 · 31/03/2025 21:50

Sierah? The fuck is her problem. I feel like we are not being shown a massive piece here now. Plus all the botox is making her look even harsher.

dapsnotplimsolls · 31/03/2025 21:50

I've wondered for a while if Jacqui and Ryan have been paid to appear and be nutso.

Dillite2 · 31/03/2025 21:50

dapsnotplimsolls · 31/03/2025 21:50

I've wondered for a while if Jacqui and Ryan have been paid to appear and be nutso.

Have to be. And they are earning every single penny.

PerfectYear321 · 31/03/2025 21:52

I feel bad for Morena that these guys are laughing
Headlocks and fist bumps are ridiculous
He's obviously just not into her

PerfectYear321 · 31/03/2025 21:53

Dunkou · 31/03/2025 21:02

Adrian is sinister as fuck. I think he might just be the worst MAFS guy ever, or at least in top 3.

We say this every year but they somehow always manage to find another 😁

mcmen05 · 31/03/2025 21:56

Sierha did not look well tonight
She looked very untidy
Billy is better off going he deserves better.
Adrian you are a gas lighter

Dillite2 · 31/03/2025 21:58

Oh, Morena is back to being Morena.

LongDarkTeatime · 31/03/2025 22:00

Can’t believe they didn’t give Awhina the choice to leave. Look at her, she’s crushed.

Dillite2 · 31/03/2025 22:00

OK, I take it back. A headlock is not affectionate. A fistbump is fine, but a headlock is not cool.

Dillite2 · 31/03/2025 22:01

LongDarkTeatime · 31/03/2025 22:00

Can’t believe they didn’t give Awhina the choice to leave. Look at her, she’s crushed.

They are forcing her to stay with an abuser

PerfectYear321 · 31/03/2025 22:04

It's not Awhina's job to fix him, FFS

Dillite2 · 31/03/2025 22:05

She looks so utterly broken and lost. It will take a very long time for her to get back to herself again. The experts need to step in and remove Adrian for his abusive behaviour.

Dillite2 · 31/03/2025 22:09

Oh now he is blaming being a man and not being good at emotions. Wanker.

PerfectYear321 · 31/03/2025 22:12

Adrian is so obviously an abuser

Whoever called him sinister earlier in the thread was spot on

PerfectYear321 · 31/03/2025 22:13

Omg, the preview...Awhinha and Adrian again 😱

BippidyBoppety · 31/03/2025 22:39

Clint when he said that Lauren was the most beautiful women there - Jacqui must have been seething. That's what she's wanted to hear from her man ...

Sierrah has had such a flip from the woman in the first few weeks, bouncy and loved up, with her thumbs up to camera about Billy's willy on the honeymoon ....

Oh my, that preview! Am I the only one hoping Lauren's mad sister rocks up? Demanding more compensation from the producers?

Xerttinmyselfnot · 31/03/2025 23:02

I liked Billy. I’m sorry to see him leave.

Empress13 · 31/03/2025 23:14

Please help me out here coz I don’t understand the reason Sierah has pushed Billy away? They had sex and she went all funny on him afterwards so why didn’t he mention that to the ixperts?

Empress13 · 31/03/2025 23:16

FBGHHH67776 · 31/03/2025 21:50

A bit behind but seriously with the Jackie and Ryan situation?

Camera goes to John, looking shocked.
Camera goes to Alessandra, looking like she's gonna explode.
Camera goes to Mel, looking totally horrified.

Dramatic music......

Then "Seems like it's all working out fine! Stay or leave?"

What? If Jackie was a man with her stupid list and 100 dance demand, she'd she rightly accused of being controlling!!

I thought Alessandra looked really angry tonight

dapsnotplimsolls · 31/03/2025 23:20

Alessandra had had enough of everyone's shit tonight.

Italiangreyhound · 31/03/2025 23:31

QueSyrahSyrah

"Jacqui has to have some neuro-diversity surely? There has to be something driving this absolute obsession over righting all of her perceived wrongs. 100 successful dips will apparently fix the one time he dropped her? It’s so bizarre!"

There could be lots of reasons for this obsessive behaviour. One being that it hogs the lime light. So the camera pans to Jacqui even when Rhi is talking.

cardboardvillage

"it like the ixperts have given up" I feel that too. They cannot even bother to challenge Jacqui on her weird behaviour.

VivienneDelacroix · 01/04/2025 00:24

dapsnotplimsolls · 31/03/2025 21:50

I've wondered for a while if Jacqui and Ryan have been paid to appear and be nutso.

I quite like her harsh face - suits her personality.

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