MAFSAUS 2025 - Thread 5 (No Spoilers): Man Baby Strops over Promo flops, Secret Dates with boy mates, delulu Jacqui always wanting her own way, the dinner party chaos will bring forth the cray cray.

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And here we go again….!

This guy is botoxed to to the hilt - that forehead hasn't moved once

I really don't find Clint masculine at all...

Lauren, drop the masculine energy BS.

All men give off masculine energy. Because they are men 😳

I’m here! Adrian smirking behind his hand at the start of the CC when John mentioned some of them being in crisis. Fucking smarmy little prick.

Just wanna hug jacqui

Don’t like Eliot

Clint is a creep too….

Clint is weird, sorry. Free lauren

This will be sensible. Not.

That apology was pointless. It was far from genuine.

'Whatnot' - drink!

And we’re off

The Cray-Crays are on the couch again.

About to watch 10 minutes of batshit, nonsensical TV.

And I’m drinking non alcoholic wine, so have nothing to get me through this.

These two are so tiresome.

That's a thing this series, the 're set button'
Basically they can behave as badly as they like. Then they just magically press the reset button!

Some of these people are making me want to press the ‘Mute’ button..

She lives in Lala Land!

Johns lifted his head up

hes getting ready to rip

Wtf?
Anyway, if they were re enacting the dance, he should have dropped her again really.

These two need a programme just for themselves.

Alessandras face at this pair 🤣🤣🤣

What? 😂

Jacqui is proof positive that MAFS just don't do any kind of psychological screening on their participants. Or if they do, they do do it to find and include the nutters rather than exclude them.

Jacqui has to have some neuro-diversity surely? There has to be something driving this absolute obsession over righting all of her perceived wrongs. 100 successful dips will apparently fix the one time he dropped her? It’s so bizarre!

Alessandra has no fucks to give tonight. I can't wait for her to get stuck into Adrian.

it like the ixperts have given up