MAFSAUS 2025 - Thread 4 (No Spoilers): Next couples tasks - ‘How to mute Morena’, ‘The Difference between personal qualities and a CV’ & ‘How to apply baby oil correctly’.

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Let the shitshow commence…..

Ohh Jacqui! You’re the reality TV gift that keeps on giving. Please dont leave the ixperiment!

I must admit it did make me laugh last night and boy did I need it after the day I had!!

Agreed about Paul. Iffy. A player. Adores his bad self. Disappointed in Rhi’s dress (2much on show), but still gorgeous. 28yr old virgin…. ummm… I doubt it. Probably did the business, but boyfriends or dates never stuck around me-thinks? Jackie - is she a mental? Or from another planet? Perhaps she should hook up with mad Morena (sorry Mo-rhaaae-na). Father in law speech-funny x

Surely Jacqui can't really be a lawyer?
She is a flippin' loon...

Perhaps the lentil-eating, Jesus-sandal-wearing, floppy-haired, moong ‘n soya-bean-munching hippy (married to Ash) was right about Siera. Siera’s mad eyes are similar to Jackie’s crazy eyes. I deffo would poo my bloomers if i woke up to find Siera standing by my bed. Sleep with one eye open boys! Paul (i love me - who do you love?) sleaze, but no match for ‘Budgie Elliott’ who is not even all that, thinks he is James Bond lookie-likey & totally up his own a**e. Billy, yes a stir-er, & sometimes crazy eyes too (can I say that)?. Any thoughts on Ben Affleck lookie-likey (Jamie’s bloke). Why is Jamie stirring (i like her), but she lights the dynamite, then sits back & waits for the explosion. Anyone else thinks so? Jackie jackie jackie ….don’t drink alcohol (ditto Mad Morena) pull yourself together. This is someone else’s wedding. Get a grip.

Jackie is a compulsive liar (eg. beauty queen). She is not a lawyer.

I can well believe she has a law degree, but that doesn't make you a lawyer.

@DillyDolly4can you tone it down a bit?

I agree with you about Jamie @DillyDolly4 and I think Big Dave does too.

@DillyDolly4 please don’t ’tone it down a bit’

Just catching up with last nights, and see they have a new couple! This late on....? Weird.

Also Jacqui wanting to meet another woman's husband (for a private chat???) Odd. His first response should have been 'no I don't feel comfortable with this. I either come with my wife, or alone.' (I am only half way through right now, so don't know how it pans out. Will watch the other half later.) Got to the new couple's wedding so far.

Jacqui and Ryan are both pure poison.

Especially Jacqui, she would be so dangerous to be around

She's horrible! Dragging up stuff from a month ago, that didn't bother her til now - like Ryan dropping her on the wedding day, and not coming to see if she was OK after - and trying to 'educate' him. I dislike him too, but was on his side when he asked her 'who do you think you are?!' I think she is bossy and controlling, and she's met her match. She's unhinged.

@SabreIsMyFave I am really pleased she got put with him though (partly to spare the other brides) but because he won’t give her an inch, 😁 v.funny

She didn’t say Virgin, she said she hasn’t had a relationship.

It is delicious to witness isn't it? 😆 😂

They deserve each other!

Im a bit disappointed that the producers have gone underground again. I liked hearing their input at the weddings and thought that would be a feature throughout.

Was it trad wife Lauren who had the crazy sister? If the already married come to the next wedding, I'd love that sister to meet Jacqui

I'm almost glad I'm out tonight, I can skip the Elliott bits 😁

Eh? WTAF?

Ryry wanting the Truth from Jacqui.... 🤔

Me too. I enjoyed that

Not sure why Eliot gets a second chance, he did leave after all.

Jacqui is delulu and doesn’t take any accountability for anything she says or does.

Ryan is very rude and patronising in how he speaks to her.

Calling her pathetic, and speaking down to her like she’s his child.

She talks to him like he’s her subordinate and should do as he’s told.

They honestly deserve each other. They’re both weirdo’s 😂

Cliff has got cute dogs 🐶.