MAFSAUS 2025 - Thread 4 (No Spoilers): Next couples tasks - ‘How to mute Morena’, ‘The Difference between personal qualities and a CV’ & ‘How to apply baby oil correctly’.

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Let the shitshow commence…..

Dillite2

Appalonia

"He needs long hair. And some socks."

There is deep and profound lack of men's socks in Australia!

Bloom and wild should get Jacqui and Ryan in their advert

Wonder what they do with the shed loads of flowers from these weddings

Oh look how now that nobody is buying her shit and she then starts deflecting and scrapers away

I’m late for the 7.30ers and early for the 9ers but the baby is finally asleep and I’ve got a bottle of Bordeaux and a day ‘off’ tomorrow. BRING. IT. ON.

She is such a liar! That lie is definitely going to come back to bite her.

She denied the list of improvement! 😱

She does know she’s being filmed?

Jamie “even my nipples are tired of this!”
😂😂😂

I'm so confused. How does a person like Jacqui exist? I've never come across someone like her my whole life. I know pp can get bad edits but seriously, WHAT PLANET IS SHE ON??!

Is she just highly emotionally manipulative and loves to be the centre of attention or is there anything else?

Parabolic

"Billy likes to get involved and provoke things doesn't he!"

I wonder if this is the reason Sierah doesn't want to open up to him.

Clafoutie "...but I’m just left thinking about dead flowers 🤔"

I wondered that too!

Jamie looks lovely tonight.

I never have either, and hope I don't!

How can you sit there and blatantly lie?

Does she forget the cameras are there??

This is why the ixperts need to see more of what goes on. So they can say they watched her outright lie and call people out on their bullshit.

I really, really, really want to meet Jacqui's parents. And friends. And hear from her colleagues.

She’s batshit.

New Groom has given his new Bride his jacket. Oh Christ! Poor Jacqui!

So if she's not had a relationship, does that mean she's never had sex...?

Another one for ‘the list’ 🤣

You don't need to have been in a relationship to have had sex. I've never been in a relationship, but have had lots of sex. Decades ago 😂

Jacqui is off the scale BATSHIT

Worried about that cake

Jacqui is like someone acting like a narcissist. Badly. Way overblown

it’s so so weird

Glad I wasn’t the only one 😂