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MAFSAUS 2025 - Thread 4 (No Spoilers): Next couples tasks - ‘How to mute Morena’, ‘The Difference between personal qualities and a CV’ & ‘How to apply baby oil correctly’.

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browneyes77 · 20/03/2025 20:23

Let the shitshow commence…..

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BippidyBoppety · 25/03/2025 20:04

I heart Dave....

Dillite2 · 25/03/2025 20:04

Dave better not turn out to be a dickhead

TinselAngel · 25/03/2025 20:05

I’ve had enough of “blindsided” now.

browneyes77 · 25/03/2025 20:05

Dillite2 · 25/03/2025 20:01

Your ex-brother, yes?

🤣🤣🤣

I did shout “My show is on!” to him 😂😂

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Dillite2 · 25/03/2025 20:06

Can you imagine Crazy Eyes as your colleague at work?

darksideofthemooncup · 25/03/2025 20:07

Dillite2 · 25/03/2025 20:06

Can you imagine Crazy Eyes as your colleague at work?

I was wondering what her colleagues make of her, she must be unbearable at work

TinselAngel · 25/03/2025 20:07

Rhi is so pretty and that dress is so awful.

ExtraPaddingForFallingOver · 25/03/2025 20:07

Dave has the prettiest eyes I have ever seen, oh please don’t be another arse

Villagetoraiseachild · 25/03/2025 20:08

TinselAngel · 25/03/2025 20:07

Rhi is so pretty and that dress is so awful.

Agree, I don't think anyone suits lime green lycra.

Squigglewigglediggle · 25/03/2025 20:10

Dillite2 · 25/03/2025 20:04

Dave better not turn out to be a dickhead

I have a bad feeling about Jamie and Dave but I don't know why.

PrettyFlyforaMaiTai · 25/03/2025 20:10

Dillite2 · 25/03/2025 20:06

Can you imagine Crazy Eyes as your colleague at work?

I have someone like that at my work. When you call her out on her behaviour, she starts to cry. Just like Jacqui!

Pianoaholic · 25/03/2025 20:11

Squigglewigglediggle · 25/03/2025 20:10

I have a bad feeling about Jamie and Dave but I don't know why.

It's all been going too smoothly.

ExtraPaddingForFallingOver · 25/03/2025 20:12

Can people no longer use the words ‘surprised’ or even ‘shocked’ anymore, bloody blindsided, it hardly trips of the tongue.

i agree with the lime green -eurghh

Dillite2 · 25/03/2025 20:12

PrettyFlyforaMaiTai · 25/03/2025 20:10

I have someone like that at my work. When you call her out on her behaviour, she starts to cry. Just like Jacqui!

I have a crier too, who has a full on tantrum every time she thinks that you might be saying anything even remotely critical about her work. Everything is seen as a personal attack. However, next to Jacqui, she is a perfectly reasonable individual.

browneyes77 · 25/03/2025 20:13

OMG.

Jacqui is self obsessed cray cray.
Everything is about her. She doesn’t believe she can do any wrong does she?

I don’t like Ryan, but for a couple of minutes I actually started feeling sorry for the dude. Which is annoying me. I am annoyed that Jacqui has made me feel a touch of sympathy for Ryan.

And I’m out of wine, so I can’t cope with these strange emotions without alcohol.

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Donttellempike · 25/03/2025 20:14

They are both beyond awful. Hope that helps 😂😂

RancidRuby · 25/03/2025 20:14

I like this new bride, she seems quite down to earth.

Dillite2 · 25/03/2025 20:14

That stupid ugly veil that's just plopped on the back of her head, like an accidental seagull shit.

Appalonia · 25/03/2025 20:15

This groom seems too good to be true!

TinselAngel · 25/03/2025 20:16

Jeff is such a polite young man

Italiangreyhound · 25/03/2025 20:16

Outofthepan

"It’s an attractiveness task though, and surely attraction isn’t all about being the prettiest but something more. I’d frame it like that, and pray they did it for me 😂"

So true.

Dillite2 · 25/03/2025 20:16

Appalonia · 25/03/2025 20:15

This groom seems too good to be true!

He will turn out to be a giant tit probably.

He needs long hair. And some socks.

Appalonia · 25/03/2025 20:16

Morena DEFINITELY looks like Mortitia Adams in that black dress!!😂

ExtraPaddingForFallingOver · 25/03/2025 20:17

Oh dear -Carina’s top!

Dillite2 · 25/03/2025 20:17

Poor Carina is being attacked by her bedsheet

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