Should I warn them, or is it too late?

[prepareforthebacklash]

I looked up at the TV a few moments ago, and saw the woman from the "what-about-my-bulky-pee-pads" advert (the one who says "who cares?" when asked where her pee goes) is now at Wickes ordering a fitted kitchen with a young Captain Birdseye in tow.

Do you think I should email Wickes and warn them that they may need to run round with a mop, or is it too late for that?

Nah, Wickes are rubbish, let her do her worst.

That's so funny 😆

I wouldn't go out with Captain Birdseye.

Well, maybe if he shared some fish fingers with me........

TBH, he didn't look too bad. Not as fit as that very young and sophisticated Captain Birdseye they trialed some years ago, but you know, I wouldn't say no.