Coming up on Wednesday’s Emmerdale
Marlon is filmed doing an appeal for annoying April. Cue lots of head wobbling, breaking voice and jazz hands.
Kim hires a top lawyer, who gets her released on bail. She packs Dawn’s bags and throws her out. She finds solace in the arms of Joe.
Caleb tells Ruby to go easy on the manipulative old creep. Old creep is seen smirking as he knows that his plan to keep Caleb onside is working like a charm.
Jacob does a day shift job training with the SAS medical team in a covert operation. Location unknown (back of The Hide).
Laurel goes weak at the knees watching unappealing Marlon’s appeal, drinks a litre of voddie for courage, runs round to his house, but trips in horse muck left by Kim’s horse. She lands flat on her face, stumbles to her feet in a daze only to get squashed by one of Caleb’s international haulage trucks.
Piper is given a worming pill.
Lydia drinks a cup of tea.
The End.