TENNIS: Hard court season continues. Scream if you want to go faster.

[JaneJeffer]

You don't want to see it. Once seen, never forgotten. It's got Jared Leto in it, but it's the most depressing film I have ever watched.

Djok wouldn't need fancy dress of course, because he is Beelzebub.

Ugo is on a mission to keep the Tricolore flying.

Avoided the bagel, Carlos.

Where's Andrew Cotter when we need him- none of the commentary team on Sky seem to speak any languages . All I ever hear when the players are remonstrating to their boxes , is 'I don't speak x but...'

I have no commentary!

What's happening Carlos? His mama looks worried!

I'm off to Emmerdale now.

Allez Holger!

Well. I'm not expecting Carlos to just roll over and lose this though.

But great start for Ugo.

Ugo and Arthur C are both dressed the same, right down to the backwards white cap. Good thing they are not playing each other.

Ok I think I need to lie down in a dark room now.

Do you need or

So far I've had 4 visitors, which is more than I expected given how dark it is, and we really don't look like we are expecting people. Very cute costumes though

Raahh, I definitely need wine!

I wasn’t expecting that score line in Carlos-Ugo match! I like Ugo a lot.

I like Ugo, he's very unassuming, and when he's playing well, he makes it look easy.

Not sure if there is an issue with Carlos, but taking nothing away from Ugo at all.

Unassuming is right, he just seems like a nice, humble young man. Carlos seems to be steadying the ship though.

Holger also has some steadying to do.

Just had some callers. DH "who's this, are you expecting someone?" and then I go to find the treats I bought and he's already eaten half of them! FFS

Thanks for the new thread Jane

I've been a bit baa humbug (or the Halloween equivalent) and brought our pumpkins inside so that we wouldn't be bothered by trick or treaters 🎃

I ended up having to have surgery on my elbow - at least I've been able to watch the tennis but I keep falling asleep and getting even more confused about which match is on - there just seems to be a different French player on every time I wake up!

Oh no Fizzy hope you're recovering well

Come on Holger!

Some good looking Danes in the house

Holger makes me laugh. Yes we do love drama Naomi!

Yes Holger get the trainer

I am merrily flipping between the two matches and now a bit confused as to which match is which

Mexican wave time.

Oh don't mind me Sky

Ooh easy on the racquet Holger!

Good lad