MAFS. Thread 8. No spoilers. Shitlids, shitlips and shitstirring

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Take it away!

Don't hold back @SabreIsMyFave 🤣😂

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I don't see Hannah like that at all! Setting aside her appearance, she strikes me as someone with typical ADHD inability to activate a brain/mouth filter, and socially awkward in that she doesn't calibrate what she says very well. She's being isolated and treated badly by Stephen and some of the others so won't be at her best. The only evidence of her apparent inappropriate flirting is the reports of people I don't really put a lot of credence in - eg what seems more likely, that she slightly awkwardly quizzed someone about their Ugg boots in front of a group of people by looking at fluff on their socks, or that she randomly decided to give a man a foot rub (that he just went along with)? Other than that, it seems that everyone but her is allowed to joke with each other. (And yes, I have ADHD, and commit social faux pas all the time, but am genuinely not an arsehole, so I am relating here.)

@Doubleraspberry I agree with you re: Hannah. I also think Shitlid4kids has worked that out and is sadly letting her crash and burn, to save his own imagine….feeding her to the lions whilst he sits there looking all crumpled

I'm finding myself smiling when Emma's on screen. She's well and truly won me over. Class act.

Polly genuinely thinks her shit doesn't stink. Like who do her and Holly think they are? You can tell they don't learn by their mistakes either, because Alex is right, Holly does prefer an audience when she has something to say and Polly didn't learn from involving herself with Charlie and Eve. They're full of self importance and exactly the type of woman that drains me in a social setting.

#image, not imagine

Fucking hell, bit harsh!

I think Hannah has an unconventional beauty. However, her hot temper would put me on edge, so I wouldn't want to be around her much.

I agree. I feel like she just seems stressed and under pressure so we aren’t seeing her normal self. She looked beautiful on the wedding day.

Agreed, much too personal and I think she's strikingly attractive anyway

I’m surprised that people have deemed Hannah unattractive. While maybe not conventionally beautiful, she’s extremely striking with amazing eyes! They have a Princess Jasmine quality to them.

I can’t say I’m overly fond of her personality but she didn’t deserve to be attacked and I do feel like she’s been dropped in the shit and used as a scapegoat. She was hated by Polly before Polly had even met her! She was never going to be given a fair chance.

Launching into a vitriolic attack based on appearance leaves a very bad taste. This thread has been such light relief up to now.

Nasty and as bullying as anything on the show.

I cannot believe how Orson has gone from being one of my least favourite characters and with an eye roll and a bit of nice banter has gone to be one of m favourites!

But most importantly, what does squeaky bum time, mean! I am too afraid to Google.

I think DP tonight then CC on Monday. Like last week/this week. I just hope some buggers leave on Monday.

I think Hannah is very attractive.

Most of the girls are either curvy or have done a lot of work on their lips. Kristina, Richelle and Hannah are probably the only ones who have not!

I just want them to stop touching their fecking hair.

Squeaky bum time was something Alex Ferguson said when the end of the football season was getting a bit close. So nerves when you don't know what way something will go.

Basically is it a fart or a follow through, who knows until it happens.

Oh dear just caught up. Can't believe I spent an hour of my life watching an extended bitch fight. I was impressed by Emma's conflict resolution skills though. Not sure I'm ready for another episode

Nooooo it means you’re ‘shitting yourself’ as in you’re scared and nervous

It tends to be used in football. For example, a football match is 3-2 in the 90th minute and the losing team are awarded a penalty. It would be squeaky bum time for the fans of the winning team.

I am intrigued to know what you had imagined in your head haha.

Combattingthemoaners

" I am intrigued to know what you had imagined in your head haha."

I could only think it meant your bum needed to get sqeeky clean because someone might see your bum!!

I don't think Hannah is in any way attractive 🤷🏻‍♀️