MAFS. Thread 8. No spoilers. Shitlids, shitlips and shitstirring

[gonnabeteoubleemma]

Take it away!

Yes and it went down like a cup of cold sick, so he's taking the hard opposite line now.

He is that genuine

That was exactly it. All she had to say to Shitlid was - I wanted to wind her up, so picked Stephen.

He said at the stag do that theoretically he might, but nothing since. And that was before meeting Holly.

Now I would have said stick before meeting Holly and twist and run fast afterwards but that's just me.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again . Polly was one of those bully girls at school.

She’s definitely flushed girls heads down the toilets at school.

Like Shannon (sorry don’t know her actual spelling) would look twice at Stephen if her actual model of a husband didn’t turn up!!

Wouldn’t it be karma if Polly and Holly both get dumped later on in the experiment?!

For a moment I thought it was going to be absolutely awful, she was going to lunge in for a snog, he was going to burrow his way through the sofa like a Jack Russell to get away, there'd be tears... I was genuinely tense. Turned out quite well considering.

I'm imagining them as a scary couple of convenience on Prisoner Cell Block H.

Really feeling for Luke and Amy, who haven't had much time on here at all yet and who haven't been able to have any alone time on the retreat either because they are dealing with Hannah's mad gesticulating, drama and telling them to 'listen to me'

No self awareness. Totally self absorbed.

Agreed. But she couldn’t resist taking the opportunity to peck away at him to try and make him feel insecure. What an idiot.

Worst of all Hannah will be loving the fall out.

And btw, what on earth is that godawful jacket? Did Polly raid the Sue Ryder shop?

When I first told my DP I loved him he panicked and said he might jump out of the window. I was picturing similar here 😂. Luckily within moments DP had composed himself and it all turned out wonderfully so maybe the same will happen for Emma and Casper? Fingers crossed!

That was very enjoyable..I was smiling from ear to ear at Emma trying it on with Casper, very cute..And also excellent seeing Polpot ruin her own marriage with stupid misplaced spite. Love a good comeuppance

Yeah I bet Amy is regretting her solidarity with Hannah about now!

Hannah. The ultimate wide-eyed cockblock.

I think the Ollies will get dumped and I'm here for it. Unfortunately I'm not here for the show when it goes out tomorrow and I'm a bit gutted because it looks like a good one. At the end of the "next time" bits was it Hannah standing with Polly as she gets all cross that Shitlids won't accept her fake apology?

P.s. The reason I'm not around tomorrow is because I'm going to be a model. Just like Mork calling Orson. Well accept a good few years older and Vertically challenged. It's just for a friend who has a couple of shops with lots of lovely clothes that are made in India so the half the profit goes to the women who make them. I'm really hoping that at least one thing I'm wearing will show off my back because I have the most brilliant scar upper right quadrant and I've not had a chance to show it off yet and now won't until at least next spring.

I mean, I dunno.

I think she kinda does like Stephen, she’s been going HARD to defend him when she barely knows him.

And we all know she likes a man with a shitlid. So that’s one tick in the box for Stephen at least….

Yeah but she’s also the one that you at some point face up to close and say in a calm psycho voice - why don’t you just go fuck yourself bitch?

(or was that just me 😂)

@murasaki "I'm imagining them as a scary couple of convenience on Prisoner Cell Block H." 🤣🤣🤣

I wonder if the experts will call Polly out for her behaviour?

I'm a bit confused as to why shitlid is acting so hurt by Polly's answer when he previously said that if someone walked through the door that was what Polly wanted, he'd 'owe it to her' to explore that as he's not giving her what she needs and it's unfair 🤨.

Not really a fan of Polly but I do believe she's VERY insecure about Adam's type and as Hannah's a brunette and is more of Adam's type she sees her as a threat... I think that's more of what this is about

Someone on Twitter just said Holly and Polly are like the nastiest, roughest bullies at school, who turn up on years later trying to sell you wax melts on Facebook and calling you 'babe'

There was visible relief in Shitlids face when he found out. A get of jail card handed to him. Whew.

I agree.

Poor Amy & Luke have been Hannah’s sounding boards and agony aunts and have had their retreat time stolen from them with her drama.

Poor Gaston. Hope he's got a panto lined up.

To be fair to him that was before they started doing sex stuff with each other and he now feels that he's giving her what she wants and is trying to work on PDAs. To be realistic I doubt he really cares that she'd nob off with 4kids but he does care that she said it in front of all the women and he knows it'll be back to all of his "boys" by morning and - in his eyes - making him look like a fool.