Ma kids come first, Mings about to burst and your fajitas are the worst, will Shitlid quench his thirst? (THREAD 6)

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No spoilers, please.

Shudder!!! 😂😂. My mum looks better (she's been dead 10 years, but I imagine it's still the case 😂)

Nah it's not because he's respectful. He's just one of those blokes that always has to stare aggressively into another man's eyes.

I think Lacey's Mum could fight Sasha's Dad. Mainly cos he can't really move his arms

@theplatypusalwaystriumphs Howling!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

ETA: Not about the loss of your mum, obviously.

She has had so much filler that her bottom lip is getting that split into 2 effect to it.

Although I imagine Lacey's mum's stressed thin hair would just come out, which could be an advantage

She'd just deflate him like a balloon

Shitlips

Thank you. I guess it will come to light as the series goes on, but I don't recall seeing Hannah's parents; only her sister and her mates.

How could anyone find someone with a massive bow in their hair sexy?

Oops. I literally hit post and thought oh gosh I hope her mum's still alive 🫢

Wouldn't they have to unstick from her scalp first?

I read this as "mange trout" and thought OMG! Has she had fillers on those lips??? 😂

Yes shitlid returns!!

Did he just ask a Glaswegian lassie if she was ready for a ride???!! 😂😂😂

Are ye ready for a ride?

Steady…

She's literally wetting herself now she knows about the cancer

Gie’s a shoat o’ yer minge trout

I'd forgotten about Gaston.

She feels "a lot more comfortable" now she knows he's had cancer? I mean, umm..

Omg Hannah that wasn't even words. Can't believe it's over already. I forgot weird original milk tray man. Please keep your shirt on Mr Oh I'm so intellectual. That was quick

Gaston 🤔

you mean luke ( I think that’s his name) the cheesy new dude

Ah see I had to just double check what Sascha did for a living...she's been practising with her syringes of shite on mama and papa ming!

Maybe she can shed it under pressure, like a lizards tail?

Shitlids lid looks more coiffeured

Hannah, oh dear 😬