Ma kids come first, Mings about to burst and your fajitas are the worst, will Shitlid quench his thirst? (THREAD 6)

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No spoilers, please.

Fuck me is that Zelda from terrahawks?

Bin boy is beautiful to look at!

I'd be so fucked up as a woman with a dead dad (as a kid) to be set up with someone with cancer. It's just for the fucking cameras.

Ah so she likes him more now she knows he had cancer

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Now they have a trauma bond. Fab. That'll help

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Bring in the Ming!

Neither of them have trained legs ever

I find the new bride really unattractive, I couldn't be with someone who had such an unnatural face

Sasha's ma is a real life mummy

My Precious

@Phase2 😂

Jesus Sasha's dad is determined for Ross to be wheeled out of the gym in either a wheelchair or a casket 😱

Omg why doesn't Sacha's Dad just get them to lop their cocks out and be done with it. Except I think roids shrink them don't they??

Poor Ross.

New groom seems okay, he at least has a normal face and teeth. Bride's face looks awful not in terms of "how ugly!" but how much work she's had done. Her sausage lips are awful and her whole face looks like it's puffed up.

Oh my days, just seeing Sasha's parents - I was watching bake off - what in the name of god do they look like!

Oh no. Papa Sascha doesn't approve of Ross.

God

Sachas mum is rough as a badger

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now that takes me back

No.

tis the little old lady from Chorlton and The wheelies.

bicep curl 20kg....fuck off he's hardly trying

"Man to Ming," he surely means?

I thought that said lop their cocks OFF 😂

I'm going to have nightmares over this. Mama looks melted

You my friend will be first in line for 🔥

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. The likenesses is uncanny 🤣