Ma kids come first, Mings about to burst and your fajitas are the worst, will Shitlid quench his thirst? (THREAD 6)

[menopausalfart]

No spoilers, please.

Is that you Mum? 😂

Here we go.

Are you putting the turkey on @JaneJeffer ?

Gaston has a lovely tan.. makes me want to go away to ANYWHERE hot now 😩

I thought they'd be in separate apartments.

polly love.

put your hand on your biryani

Slowcoach

Orson and Richelle need to just leave.

Polly, what is going on here!

It's time some couples said bye bye

What is the point of R and O? They bring absolutely nothing to this..

I'm thinking we're gonna need a new thread before this episode is quarter way through. Anyone organised one?

Gosh, the tension is palpable

Orson and Richelle look as though they’ve found out that they have crustaceans.

Caspar and Emma need to leave too. It's just never going to happen

Depression

Do they actually do anything other than hang out in the apartments?

Just had to take the dog out. Asked my wife what did I miss. She said nothing and kind of curled her lip in disgust at the same time 🤣 Oh Emma you don't have a long road ahead you have a short walk home. Honestly you'd think Casper had shagged one of the hotel staff. She's even going to be jealous of Polly's pity shag

Hmm, Hannah getting Holly on side.

No new thread yet. I don't have the intellectual capacity after last time to pull it off .....

Yuck Alex practically sniffed Hannah.

I have wine, and going to take a drink whenever Hannah (or anyone else) says "vibes". I expect to be shitfaced before 9.20

Holly is already getting ready for a fight.

Alex's body is repulsive.

That's a nice dress Lacey is almost wearing,!

@SilentSheldon it’s over to you 🎄