Ma kids come first, Mings about to burst and your fajitas are the worst, will Shitlid quench his thirst? (THREAD 6)

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No spoilers, please.

I genuinely thought his poetry would be deep and meaningful, if a tad pretentious. Guess I was wrong.

Why is he called Gaston? 🙈

Because he looks like Gaston from Beauty and the Beast

Awww, English is not his first language

Actually feel sorry for shitlid4kids

The way they speak

Male or break
Fight for the relationship

They think they've been married for 40 years

he literally looks like Gaston from Beauty and the beast 🤣

And me! Phew.

Hannah is spoiling for a fight. She came in ready to fight.

Hannah is scary

'Peaceful' was a bit bitchy.

I'm waiting for Hannah's head to do a 360 revolution.

She's terrifying

Not so quiet though

Baby steps translates to ‘I’m not wanting my natking’

Hannah makes me feel anxious

Brilliant 🤣

She does NOT hold her shit together

Hannah would have auditioned for X Factor back in the day, been shit and would have gone NUTS at the Judges when they said no to her.

Brava.

Hannah's bananas. But I don't get this whole "I need space away from you" given that they're meant to be married

Tonight, Gaston, I’m going to be….The Milk Tray Man

Yes. Thank you for talking sense into me. I needed that.

Looks like Casper is going to lose his shit tomorrow night. And Holly will be demanding attention.

🤣🤣🤣

Anyone would need space feom Hannah