Ma kids come first, Mings about to burst and your fajitas are the worst, will Shitlid quench his thirst? (THREAD 6)

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No spoilers, please.

Time for trash TV

So we've got lots of honeymoon shenanigans to look forward tonight? Where the initial euphoria fades into OMG what have I done territory...!

Hannah is going to be barking mad

Oh Gaston is soooo romantic, he carried her over the threshold!

I will marry a Shitlid in exchange for a trip to the Bahamas

Wow that was romantic. Not!

Tittat50 · Yesterday 21:17

I imagine Caspar having leaky nipples for some reason

I'm a bit behind but oh my god this has KILLED me! 🤣😂🤣😂

Bet someone has already made the connection but Casper's done an excellent impression of either Mulligan or O'Hare!!

I prefer Gaston with his glasses on.

She’s going to get a shite tan with that top.

Cant wait to see that

I mean, I could be wooed by Gaston after a few

Speckled tan.

Hanna is about to lose a tit or two

Hmm, he's a bit full on and cheesy

Shit tits

I'd have to be absolutely twatted to enjoy Gaston's compliments.

Or it would make you look like a hundred year old egg

Hannah's tan will be
Strange

He has more cheese than a French farmer's market

What the merry jeff is happening with that swimmer? Her noels look on the wonk.

has he just compared her to a retriever?

These two are a terrible match

Shannon (cannae spell it right!) Doesn't need a helmet with her airbag lips

@Dillite2 what do you mean now? Do you want to step outside?

Personally Gaston is absolutely the best out of all the men. But, time will tell...

I don't like shannon

Not sure why yet