Mafs Thread 5 where love is anything but blind and pasta is alcante blind

[Dillite2]

I couldn't think of a decent title

Have we got another wedding tonight? It's so boring, I want a dinner party and for the old lot to clap eyes on the new lot!!

A wedding and Sacha and Ross meet the parents! They really need to spice this up, I agree

The new thread's up already? Jaysus.

Who would have thought that creating a new thread could be this complicated?

My brains exploded.....

The new bride has the same face as the groom. Just in brunette and melty botox.

Oh dear...Ross looked a bit despondent then!

Meanwhile the ixperts are hatching total fuckery...

I am definitely getting the impression that Papa Sascha sniffs her knickers to make sure that no unauthorised coitus has taken place.

😲

Can we fill this one up first please? I can't cope with double-threadery!

Omg 🤣🤣🤣😄😄😄

Are we not gonna fill this first? (I did post on the new one without realising!)

Oh and he's played the Nana card!

Yes I'm happy with staying here....til end

How is he affording that Botox

He looks very ... plucked.

Here we go another sob story 🤢

Another sob story

Loads of participants with kids these years.

This guy seems way too normal. Where's the catch?

Is new guy wearing contacts? His eyes are a crazy colour.

I still think that the new couple are fake.

I already giggling to myself thinking about when inflated Ming comes on 🤣

nothing has tickled me on here as much as that comment/observation 🤣

Hmmm, I dont think new madam will like council estate boy. I think he’s lovely but I can’t see her staying around

So far he seems sweet.

Aww I am getting suckered in ..