Mafs Thread 5 where love is anything but blind and pasta is alcante blind

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I couldn't think of a decent title

TOOOO INTENSE
Also too much beard and too much hair
Just too much
But then she has too much lip and botox so they're probably perfect together.
Anyway, all that body building and big thighs is going to make his little malteser look even smaller...

Please let him recite some of his poetry at a dinner party. Please.

I don't understand the greasy sheen either

I agree @AhBiscuits (love your username).

Ah, thank you!

I just hope I'm alive to see what happens when they get old.

Saying that KP is giving us a real time horror show of that. I wonder if it messes with crematorium processes.

Wasn't it you who always did them?

The show just needs to get better at provide us with memorable one liners. All we have had so far has been just toxic interactions. That does make me think that the show should be renamed "Toxic Gaslighting at First Sight"

They both seem pretty normal compared to the rest of them! Although that isn’t that hard.

Polly and Holly are going to be well jell.

They'll probably get melted down and recycled to the next generation.

it was mainly @browneyes77 but they busy this time round having side conversations ( arguing) on instagram and TikTok 🤣🤣🤣🤣😋😋😋😋😋

WTF is Kristina wearing?

Wisnae me! Was a regular though!

I would kill for those abs

Hiiiiii

#priorities

I bet it’s been a blessed relief for Kristina’s family to have had a break from the noise.

Are they drinking Blue WKD?

Who abs? The new guy🤔

kristina is just teeny tiny, I do love these two, if anyone puts a spanner anywhere near them I will hunt them down!

The crying is too much now

Kristina's emotional outbursts are too much

Can't bear her Mum. Hideous creature

This is a nice mum.

Kristina's. She has a proper wash board stomach.