Turkey Teeth and Lego Hair, Shitlid's passion in the air. Mafs Thread 4, our toxic lair. No spoilers!

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Here we go.

Will nobody think of the pets!

Experts from Temu this lot 😳

Aww my comment was instantly hidden because I said "experts from (online store beginning with t that sounds like emu)

Nathan doesn't know where he is...

I still don't think he fancies her.

Aww, I thought you'd come out with something juicy!

Are we not allowed to slag off Temu? Who do they think they are? Katie Price?

I love how oblivious Nathan is, it's both comical and incredibly sweet.

Thinking ' this isn't Bake Off ' where's the cakes ?

Hahaaa well done Lacey. Shut down Mel's " beautiful" twaddle. She definitely needs to be told she's more than just how she looks, if anyone does.

The theme tonight must be grannie's pad. Net curtains and cabbages.

Hoping they’ll do it when Eve is on the couch

Holly seems quite easily manipulated. I can’t decide whether Alex is just very immature or something more sinister

Dull couple award goes to...

I wonder if the cameras make him nervous and unable to think straight.

Oooh. I just mentioned Te mu and had my post automatically hidden too. I have never had a post hidden.

You'd probably get away with Poundland experts!

She's borrowed a top from Princess Fiona. It looks like it smells

'I've been seen as a trophy because I've got a nice body and a nice bum' ... gosh, calm your tits Bridget Bardot!! 🫣

Why can't we mention the T word?!

Alex gives me the ick. No woman should have to tell a man that they find their stare a bit scary. Let alone one you've been forced to live with.

I can't concentrate on what they're saying, just waiting for the boobs to pop out.

Does anyone else think that Caspar and Emma will leave?

I do actually like Nathan & Lacey.

They’re drama free, don’t get involved and only focus on their relationship.

She seems to get him and I think the more comfortable he feels around her the more he’ll come out of his shell.

When she asked him about the dinner party, he was like “Erm, I don’t know, I think there was a bit of drama, but I don’t really know what it was”

And she was like “Ah, ok then”.
No further discussion about others drama. Lacey didn’t seem that bothered about getting the goss.

I genuinely hope they work out.

WTF is Alex's problem? He doesn't like this, he doesn't like that. Is she allowed to speak at all?

“Big personalities” code name for massive wanker.

Why are some of the men getting such a hard time for not fancying their partner? It’s not something you can help really. It’s either there or it isn’t.