Getting wet on a river, Olympic Opening Ceremony thread deux

[Theremedy]

Will it get awesome?

Who is roof guy?

Will the cauldron be in the Eiffel Tower?

It's more Italian than French!

The driver (captain?) on the Suriname boat is going to wish she'd had a white bra on ☹️

@LivelyBlake wow! I love a Twitter critic!

Why am i spending Friday night watching a bunch of people getting wet on some boats?? this is dull!

If Lady Gaga is just a rumour, i'll scream!

Oh God. Are they going to bring Celine on singing the Titanic song?

Don't forget the inexplicable black heart nipple pasties. On a bloke

May as well stand at Dover

The catwalk is literally Eurotrash 😆

Switched off.

Erm…you may have wanted to watch from the start.

Is the catwalk leather skirt guy with his leg behind his head about to perform auto-fellatio?

Hate to tell you but lady Gaga was hours ago!

You’ve missed her. She was crap

They could at least have let each country decorate their boat like a parade float with a budget of 100 euros for added shitness.

Oh dear god, the man with the leather nipple covers and skirt with his leg above his head. We all laughed at that random clip. Maybe Eurovision vibe is coming now!

DH has just confessed he never watched Eurotrash

This may be the first time in my life I've been the cool one.

Is it the same boats going round and round?

sucking a car exhast?

@NeverDropYourMooncup yes this thread has a few... had a few white wines and now the shit talking is coming out!

😆😆

@Jellykat - Gaga was hours ago

With nipple covers

it was the sort of move you drunk mate pulls to prove how great yoga is

Suspect so

Disappointed in Tonga. Liked the flag person's outfit better at the last Olympics.

Andrew switches from drug bans to flags 🤣🤣