Getting wet on a river, Olympic Opening Ceremony thread deux

[Theremedy]

Will it get awesome?

Who is roof guy?

Will the cauldron be in the Eiffel Tower?

It is dreadful- boring,bonkers and bizarre and not in any good way.

This is the worst opening ceremony I have ever seen , by a long way !!

Has it got another hour and a half to go? I've not been so glued to anything since Sam Fox and Mick Fleetwood presenting the Brit Awards

They did

Surely they could afford to have stuff going on on loads of boats at the same time

No Daft Punk. They blew up iirc.

I thought they had declined too! Was getting hopeful there that they had changed their mind!

Expressed through dance 🤣🙈

This is absolutely shit. Worst opening ceremony ever.

It’s all a bit GCSE drama

Who's this now?

lol
I remember that !!

In that case, I’m off to the pub. ☹️

Sound issues?

I'm loving this thread. I am literally pissing myself laughing. Thank you all for getting me through this.....

@Longma I remember the opening ceremony being a bit dull too! And we had loads of weird things happening throughout!

Fuck me, this is grim.

It’s like a never-ending scene from Zoolander.

I'm just impressed none of the dancers have fallen over. It must be so slippery in the rain.

They split up though..

😂

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Just read in the Daily Telegraph

'As Del Boy Trotter would say, 'Chateau Neuf du Pape!'

Urrghhh

John Lennon is French?