Getting wet on a river, Olympic Opening Ceremony thread deux

[Theremedy]

Will it get awesome?

Who is roof guy?

Will the cauldron be in the Eiffel Tower?

Slipped off a roof

Alcazar - sung crying at the discotheque
Alcaraz - Spanish tennis player

you’re welcome

I love Aussies they're completely bonkers.

@BestIsWest finally someone embracing it! So over the misery of this entire thread! The music is great.... everyone there looks like they're having fun! I just want a giant croissant to make an appearance at some point

I'm guessing the stadium, no? Isn't there usuallya bit at the end when the Olympic torch is lit at the stadium and all the athletes are there?

It's like the snazzy bits with the squid game bloke just fizzled out

Ok. Why is Australia at the end? It's Australie in French.

I hope these boats aren't as flimsy as they look

She’s been and gone and was shit

I can't work out if it's bad or brilliant or bonkers.

Nearly there.

I'm worried the US boat is going to sink.

Is it legal to have that many people on a boat?!

Health and Safety passed the US boat as safe to sail???

I thought it would be good. It is different to be fair and they do seem to be enjoying it all in the rain.
The USA boat is immense
Here's the creepy guy

Disappointing USA.
I was thinking Cher on a warship

Ezio is back!

"We're gonna need a bigger boat". That's why the French did this...

Ooh faceless man on the catwalk.

Ey up, he's on the catwalk 😂

I was just hoping for the yank and aussie boats to collide...bit of entertainment

Don't let the flame go out mate!!!

They are going to have a flotilla of pedalos

Got stuck on an Escort mission with an NPC who moves really slowly. Hiding in a haystack somewhere waiting to pop out and assassin kill some IOC officials.

Is all of America in that boat ??

sorry, I do know the difference! Just cooking dinner and typing fast.