TENNIS: Get the Pimms ready - it’s nearly Wimbledon time!

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Ahh, but it's fun when that happens. The Gwen Stefani Effect.

A while back Victoria posted some of her designs which looked like Y fronts worn with a cardigan with double length sleeves hanging down. The comments were hilarious until she deleted them all

I saw some of VB’s stuff in Selfridges - I couldn’t imagine anyone buying it so maybe you’re right Raahh

I was wondering if Dick was wearing a 'brand' of some sort yesterday , something one of his mates had designed for him. it looked very odd. If he was, it probably broke some Wimbledon 'rule'.

Be funny if he turns up in one of Tim's blue shirts and a tie

the stuff that I saw was horrid!

It’s funny sometimes watching the people in the royal box/posh seats who really just want to be out the back somewhere necking prawn sandwiches and champagne but have to show their face on court. But then I just get irritated with the waste of a seat that could have gone to a real fan.

Can anyone actually fit into any of it?!

Definitely not me Chessie

Me either Fizzy. Maybe if I bought every single garment and then sewed them all together I might have some chance of getting something to fit me.

That would be funny - Tim’s probably got a stash of spare ties and jackets (not sure that they would fit Kyrgios though)

What do you mean you wouldn't wear this?

you probably wouldn’t want to wear it anyway - cheap and nasty material for lots of money!

OMG - it’s like Roger’s cardi!

That outfit is horrifying. I’m glad it wouldn’t fit me!

Fizzy yes, it will be like being forced to wear the 'spare' school tie because you've lost one. Or a tie to get into a club.

Surely there's a dress code? Even 'Our' Boris managed to look smart. Even Mac manages it - kind of.

That would have been an eye opener.

I haven't seen Dick so far thankfully. Heard a bit of his commentary which was ok.

Yes it does pain me to say that his commentary is actually ok (when he’s not talking about himself)

Andrey is warming up. I hope he's in a good headspace. His opponent doesn't have much experience on grass.

Oh dear Andrey is not happy

What’s up with Andrey?

Paul Jubb just lost the third set tie break - 2 sets to 1 now

Vondrousova could be in trouble having lost the first set

Dave Grohl in the royal box looking very smart (hope it’s not one of Tim’s suits )

I wonder how Marketa’s weird bald cat is getting on?

I’m still not a fan of her tattoos (but then I am old!)

Not looking good at all for her

I can’t watch, what’s up with Marketa? Is she injured? Or the other lady just playing well?

Not looking good for Billy, what a shame.

Unless something very dramatic happens, she's not going to win