TENNIS - French Open - what round are we in?

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Yes

The Aldi Carota Boys

This is a weird match.

Well done Jannik.

If he's going to win, he needs to do it now- I'm not sure he looks like he will last 5. But he's one of those players who looks a bit deceptive- can look at deaths door and still pull through.

It sure is Ice!

I’m still not over finding out that Simon Reed is Oliver’s brother! They do look quite similar though

Well done Sinner for winning that set - he still doesn’t look right - wonder if the physio will come and massage another bit of his body?

Tim is making me laugh, sitting down.

What happened to whispering in corners, and up stair cases? Sun's in his eyes though. He could do with a hat.

Can I have my annual moan about the green seats being replaced now?

Apparently they’ve been making music - they played some on the tennis podcast - it wasn’t very good

I laughed too Raahh

Yes, no consistency from either player.

Tim looks very chilled. He's either got an ice cream or a chilled glass of rosé off camera

Miles Mac, that would explain the accent!

I'm not sure which other bits they are allowed to massage on court, Fizzy.

Although they do get quite close the nether regions at times. There must be rules.

Uh oh.

Still, I wouldn't mind if Jannik won either. I'm hoping Casper will win in the other SF.

I'd love a chilled glass of rosé now

Tis too grey where I am for a chilled rosé :(

Mmm rose - I’ve got a can of Pimms in the fridge (classy)

Yes. I liked the green seats. The beige seats are insipid- and I don't care what wood they are made of.

I don't like the roof either, whilst I'm at it.

“Long levers” there’s another one for the bingo card.

I'd match your Pimms tin with a tin of M&S g&t But still too grey and cold here!

I think he's got a 99 and a knotted hankie.

Yes!!

Sascha has long levers!

Turned grey here aswell.

Confession.......I had a cheeky glass of rosé at lunch

A 99 and a knotted hankie is more Petch's style Raahh

And his trouser legs rolled up Raahh