TENNIS - French Open - what round are we in?

[Fizzywinegum]

New thread!

That's because he's faking it d'oh

Come on Francisco before he makes a miraculous recovery

They need to keep a close eye on Djok when he he goes off at the end of this set...

VAMOS

But we know how the next set will go.

"Those nets are made in Argentina"

What's up with his knee?

Oh, retire already.

No-one cares.

'The most legal stuff you've got'

is that what you did, eh, John?

It's sleight of hand, isn't it? it's not what they give Djok to cure him- it's the stuff they are quietly putting in Francisco's water , when everyone is distracted.

We've got this sussed.

I was watching a video last night about when Roger used to get really annoyed at Djok for quitting matches for questionable reasons, once because he had a sore throat. I had forgotten about how often he used to do it back then. Before he discovered the magic potion.

I have visions of John sitting in his nursing home chatting incessantly about tennis things while everyone else goes quietly insane

Meanwhile, Casper had a break in his match, but it's now back on serve.

Come on Casper!

Oh blimey, Mac is resorting to the X Factor sob story 'Djok came from a warzone' bit now.

We don't like him.

Get over it.

Either than or the concussion Raahh.

Long way to go yet.

Edit: that was in response to the comment about Djok blaming 3am finish if he loses.

Watched most of the (almost) all-British mixed. Quite entertaining.

Now watching Casper.

Have no idea how anyone can bear to watch beelzebub!

And happy birthday Rafa

I only watch him when there’s a possibility he might lose kazza

Come on Cerundolo!

I’m just imagining being stuck in a lift with Mac and Jim Courier (who probably is sat in a cupboard somewhere rambling to himself!) - Fabrice looks happier these days

Watching Djok when there is the possibility he might lose, is always fun kazza.

But come on Casper. Can you have an easy match?

Great minds Fizzy

Fabrice does seem happier now he isn't stuck in a commentary booth with Jim.

See- here we go.

It's all the fault of the 3am finish/Grigor playing before him/not playing outside

etc etc

Excuses excuses.

Anyone would be happier not having to sit within a 100 feet of Courier, let alone trapped in a small box with him!

Whilst I agree with the sentiment, Djok has has snatched far too many wins from the jaws of defeat, that I don't risk watching until it's almost certain he will lose. Hence only seeing the final point of last year's Wimbledon final!