Love Island 2024 Thread 1: Are we really going to put ourselves through this again?

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Contestants were announced today for the new series starting on Monday 3rd.

I don't know if I can do it this year folks.

She's worse than Olivia couple series ago? Dark hair .. miserable..

I would love it if Iain Stirling moved on from the role!
Going through the motions for years.
He's awful on the unseen bits. Only watching as I can't find a film to watch.

Watching all the guys jumping up and down during the game gave me the serious ick. If I were the girls in there my fanny would clamp shut.

I hate how Nicole says "goo" instead of "you" not her fault if that's how the Welsh pronounce it but I don't think it is!

@CatMumSlave im from the same town as Nicole, and we pronounce you as “yew”.

Any ideas for alternative narrators?? I would have suggested Chris Taylor but really went off him on All Stars (can't massively remember why!)

He wasn’t very nice on All Stars, think it was his attitude and he was gaslighting Arabella at times. He presents the Love Island Podcast with Indiyah at the minute

Just seen first look, Ronnie is not very bright at all is he 😂 I think both Jess & Harriet will regret competing for him.

I think Sam’s afraid of rejection so she’s pushing Joey away now that his heads turning which might be a good decision as i don’t feel he likes her that much and I don’t think she’d cope well in a love triangle at all.

When Grace came in, you could see a different Joey, I thought he was almost asexual before when watching him with Sam, who he was supposed to be into? I think he just has chemistry and fancies Grace so he comes across differently

That was it! And then carried on being arsey with her for the whole series instead of moving past it.

Joey such a bad actor.

A lot of childish behaviour going on.

Definitely Rob Beckett ! He's been fab on other dating shows

Does anyone else think Tiff looks like Zippy from Rainbow?

I hate Joeys sunglasses.

What's wrong with them?

The style of them. Also look like women's from the side.

Such early days doesn't really matter that they go away for a night.

Let's be honest, none of them are there for marriage, they're there for fun and getting noticed. Ronnie is just having fun!

I don’t understand why any woman would tell a man she likes being put in her place. Bizarre. He put her in her place by choosing someone else 🙈

I assume Joey is told stuff to do via the producers often. Doesn't mean it works for natural entertainment.

Samantha can't expect a hug from Joey when she took to the day bed last night?

What do you mean?

I’m the prize (can’t remember her name) told the newbie she needs a man to put her in her place. Some chat about how she’d rip his clothes off then he chose Uma.