Love Island 2024 Thread 1: Are we really going to put ourselves through this again?

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Contestants were announced today for the new series starting on Monday 3rd.

I don't know if I can do it this year folks.

Also the few glimpses we’ve seen of Samantha without makeup I actually think she would be really pretty without all the fillers and gunk

I don’t know why but I always HATE these breakfast dates

Jess is being a weirdo.

I hate Ronnie so much. Horrible face horrible personality. Why do they care??? 🤣

Omar would look so much better if he shaved his facial bum fluff off

Me too I think they are ridiculously boring.

I wish there were some girls that were a size 12 lol

Joey Island... 🥱

Wow Grace has her natural small boobs! I like her already 🤣

Dare i say it, Grace is better looking then Samantha.. Joey will be off

He's so deeply unattractive in every way

Yikes teeth and face 😮

Yuk Ronnie you creep

Grace is very pretty, I feel a bit sorry for Samantha. She's funny but being a bit weird.

Thought that was kind of a sweet moment between Samantha and Joey laughing about her eating pastries when gorgeous Grace landed and Joey saying he wouldn’t disrespect her… kind of root for them in a way but feel like Joey is just not fully for her 😭🤣

Ronnie has only one brain cell, a complete player and is very much a poor man's Mark Wright. No thankyou! I guess they have limited options in there though. Not liking the new guy (can't recall his name) 'you two are up there in the top of my list 🤢

What's with new guy's weird beard thing?

Amy has absolutely nothing to say, its weird..
Plus she hasnt quite sussed the 'pretend theres something in your glass' rule

Tiff seems like she’s perpetually stoned?

Am I being thick? Who is Amy?

Oh bugger, yes its Tiff i meant above, not sure why i thought her name was Amy, d'oh!

Thought I’d drunk more wine than I realised 😂

Nooo i was just being a thicko! 😁

Poor Samantha

Is Tiffany medicated

Poor Sam indeedy, but hes not that into her, its been obvious