Emmerdale **NO SPOILERS** Under Tom's thumb. Pass me the tomahawk.

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An end to this tomfoolery

Cain go round

Here we go with the Script!

What paperwork did Tom just throw in the bin?

He won't get help, they never do.

I think it was for a night in a hotel when he’s telling Belle he slept in the car

He’s a lying bastard. Seems scared of Cain though.

Looks like we've found our winner for Villain of the Year at the next soap awards

Cain is on the alert now

I so want Cain to bundle him in the back of a car and have him tied up in a barn

And then pull his fingernails out, very slowly.

Ugh don't I'm getting The Tudors flashbacks

Daren't google because spoilers, but I thought I'd heard there was some big anniversary coming up for Emmerdale? I thought that's what they were saving the Tom stuff for. Likewise the mystery Ella and her possible connection to she who will not be mentioned.

Belle needs to post on Mumsnet. That lot would sort her out. Probably run to two threads and some poems and that. Possibly tee shirts.

Yeah 10,000th episode coming up but I think it's Nicola's fayre or whatever

Ooh yes, the summer fayre. Everything will come to a head then.

Is next week BGT thing because whatever week that's on Emmerdale is moving to 7 pm

Yes what's the point of Rose, v annoying character.

There is no point to Rose whatsoever.

There are so many characters we rarely see these days - Noah, Samson, Amelia and baby, Wendy (thankfully) and many others. It seems so centred on the same few characters these days. It must be very boring for those actors hardly being involved in anything.

Why can't Mandy talk in a normal voice instead of 100mph growling whilst flapping her hand around. Now Vinny seems to have caught the silly hand flapping disease - they're turning him into the village idiot.

Don't get me started on Tom's "hand acting"

Where's Brenda? And Bob and Cathy for that matter.

Mandy is definitely acting like she’s in a pantomime, along with Paddy and now Vinny is copying her ‘acting style’

Rose will have an affair with someone. Every single female does, and lots of the attached ones. Surprised Ruby hasn't yet actually.

Upsetting again. For fucks sake Emmerdale we don't want upsetting.

Why is Kim letting that Rose idiot stay in her house? She is neither use nor ornament.

Dawn wanted her there apparently to get answers I think then everything with Evan is happening

They’ve just mentioned a possible stem cell transplant. I wouldn’t be surprised if devoted granny Rose will be the donor match.

Charming Bear