Klaxon .... Masterchef, it's back ! Monday at 6.30

[TheDogsMother]

Not sure if a thread has already been started but just in case. Looking forward to seeing you all there !

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Was Eddie the pirate from Hull? I think I quite liked him.

Was Eddie the sea captain?

Oh yes, that's how her name should be spelled.

I could do without seeing her again.

Was Eddie the sea captain?

I've watched endless series of Masterchef but whenever they show previous finalists I never seem to remember them.

@Sunbird24 🤣

My Captain, my Captain!

Them sleeves in everything

Why tf is Gregggg asking what a chaat is as if they don’t get an aloo chaat last week?

Yes, he was, Blueberry

I'm finding the "She calls it ..." extremely patronising from Jonty.

My ds absolutely fell in love with the sea captain. Never seen anything like it!

Mockney dhal? Like dhal cooked by Guy Richie?

Exactly what I thought too, Grouchy.

😂 my subtitles reckon it’s a mukhni dhal

Sorry, sea captain, not pirate.

Thanks @Halsall 👍

Pirate sounds better!

Lentils. I knew it! See above.

Does Jonty not realise that just because a vegetable happens to be 'well-known in Italy', it doesn’t mean you’re not allowed to cook it in Britain?

Pete's dish is potentially a bit brown.

I swear Lee is Mike from the 2021 finals. He's the only person to go to Turkey to get his teeth darkened so he can sneak back for another go on MasterChef.

"He calls Vietnamese slaw". Probably because it's a Vietnamese slaw. I thought you cooked dishes from all over, Mr Torode, you twat.

i watch this every year, and i swear John is getting on my nerves more and more with how he thinks peoples ethnic food ought to taste...

Also, 'bold' doesn't mean spicy, its perfectly possible to have bold flavours with a milder heat to them.

Wish they'd get rid of him now, he's killed his tastebuds with how hot he likes stuff.