Watched one of these programmes with a mixture of amazement and horror.
Re-enactments of their first drunken fumblings.
Hilarity as small child bolts for nearest exit (can you blame him?)
More indepth chats about levels of moistness and old footage (no pun intended) of PA's erection on IACGMOOH.
She kept warbling "but your Mum and Dad will be watching" as he dry humped her whilst squashing her post op breasts.
I wanted to shout at the television "yes, and so will your children one day!"
I was embarrassed on their behalf, as they clearly seem to be void of any self-awareness.
He just can't seem to get over the fact that he's actually shagging Jordan.
And she can't seem to get over the fact that she was once clearly obsessed with him, when he wasn't really interested in her. But now he is, and she's realised he's a bit of a tit (again, no pun.....).
I am stunned that any couple would sell every tiny scrap of privacy that their family has.
This makes people who sell their wedding/baby pics to Hello look like privacy-obsessed hermits.
And Peter and Katie think they are so clever.
I don't particularly dislike either of them; they don't really have enough personality, or actually do anything, so I can't be bothered to summon up enough energy to dislike them.
But after the programme I was left thinking "that's an hour of my life I'll never get back".