Emmerdale: NO SPOILERS: Scenes of distress, you ain't seen nothing yet

[JaneJeffer]

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So Jacob and Victoria are still an item - they haven't been seen together for months.

This new receptionist likes poking her nib into everybody's business, doesn't she?

Jacob and Victoria were only thrust together for David's exit. Now the writers have realised how ridiculous they look together they don't know what to do with them.

David and Priya are only in London aren't they?

Yes @JaneJeffer

Love how Ethan is no longer a solicitor and yet he's dishing out more legal advice to the village than ever before. Bet it's all free as well. What a mug.

Which house is the for sale sign up?

Didn't Eric buy David out so surely Eric owns whatever David is selling 🤷🏻‍♀️

Just thinking how much better it was in the olden days with Viv and all her nonsense and even Edna Birch being mildly amusing compared to all this gloom and doom shit now.

I thought that was just the shop. Was it the house too?

Another completely underwhelming episode

No idea if house too. Definitely the shop. But isn't the house attached to the shop as they always use the shop to enter the house, never a front door.

Chumbawamba joke

House and shop are attached but separate.

I also think Ella's friend is Meena

Has Ella mentioned a friend? That must have happened when I zoned out through boredom.

She told Liam she had a friend she didn't see anymore.

Oh no - the last thing we need reminding of is "She who must not be mentioned"

A friend that was a nurse and tried to convince Ella to get into nursing 😱

All the nurses in Emmerdale are psychos or annoying as hell... Emma, Meena, Wendy.

And remember the psycho nurse Lucky employed to "look after" Rebecca

Oh yes @JaneJeffer she was a psycho too 🤣 and yet you still hate Rebecca after everything she went through, even Lachlan couldn't bring himself to kill her 🤣🤣

More's the pity. He killed the wrong sister!

Poor Liam is right. He deserves better than Chas.

Idk, I think I’d prefer him with Chas than Ella. At least him and Chas had some chemistry, him and Ella don’t

Gus' doctor is in Emmerdale?

Bloody hell it's Noddy