Emmerdale **NO SPOILERS** More Drivel in the Dales while tied to a chair in a barn

[TellingBone]

An everyday story of country folk and gangsters

Here you go.

What viewer comments was the Chloe actor reading?? Were they, you know, actually real, as opposed to publicity plants? We may be in a bubble here, and the rest of the world thinks she's Dame Maggie Smith.

So many loose ends. She's fled the country while the police are investigating her dad's death. She has miraculously inherited her dad's millions yet it can take a year for probate to be sorted. What happened to Harry's minion that Charity hit over the head? And the others who beat Mackenzie up?

And yes to the poster who said Mackenzie and Charity should have told the police Chloe was in on the kidnap and beating plot then Mackenzie would have got Rueben. Probably only then to find out he's not his son after all.

We’ve got another hour long session to wind us up tonight . I’ll say Brenda for bingo

@LadybirdsAreFab cheers. Yarn ordered 😁

7pm roll call

Helps if you turn the iron on Charity

Happy Jai gone, miserable angst ridden Jai back

It’s unfortunate that Mary is gay. The perfect solution to all this would be for her and Gus to fall in love and set up home together . It’s Emmerdale and not too far fetched compared to some of their storylines.

Nice one Jai. Lock him up.

Another stupid story. Poor Rishi

Did Paddy say Danny or am I hearing things?

Oh boo hoo Gus

Oh Belle what are you doing. Tom’s heart is as cold as the ice

Oh no Belle! Run away from him he’s nasty

Nice of Torville & Dean to get dressed up for the occasion

Rhona ain’t giving up Ivy !

They owe Layla a favour 😂

Is Gus going to leg it?

It’s looking that way

I suppose Marlon will hold Ivy in his arms for the first time and his heart will melt then they’ll all live happily ever after. Well not forever, just till Gus comes back for her

Lots of mam talk which is a sure sign she's going to rock up any minute now

Just send him off to jail. We won't miss him.

Yep! Sounds like it …