I need your help my dear, dear friends. Mr Jay Rayner is currently on EBay selling his body a one off opportunity to have him come and cook his winning Critics menu for me and seven friends in my own home , he will wear the bandana , but not do the washing up.
Current bid is £10,000 , proceeds to charity, which is where I need your help, obviously I can’t afford it, so am asking my fellow chuffians to dig deep and help me to fulfil my dreams. If I had a sob story I would insert it here, but sadly I don’t. I am however happy to share the joy and give away three of the tickets to fellow Rayner fans, no touching.
He says no menu changes, vegans, veggies or food allergies as the menu is as it was on the programme, those succulent ribs, the sea food dish, the chocolate pudding……….Personally I don’t generally eat meat but am willing to make an exception for the ribs.
If you private message me I will send you my bank details for donation, even a couple of hundred squid quid will help, so please, dig deep and bring Jay joy into my life.
(link to the eBay page on his column. I mean his Guardian column you grubby minded people.)