Emmerdale NO SPOILERS: Chloe's hopefully lost in France; will Billy and Dawn find true romance; and Caleb's doing his manly stance

[AutumnCrow]

Here we go again. All aboard the Emmerdale train.

I did too but I think it began in the Anderson family kitchen

Completely forgot about bingo

I'm not surprised Tracey is more interested in Caleb. Who could listen to that mumbling?

Marlon looked like he was in a wendy house

Suni's hair looks lovely today

Suni has lovely teeth.

Why is Rhona at the hospital? Is it for the baby?

How could Ethan get fired for that? Stupid

aw poor Ethan!

Nicky is going to get replaced by Ethan

Champagne now eh?

I feel like everything is so random tonight

FIGHT

Suni's dad,can't remember his name, is acting very dodgy. He knows more than he's letting on I reckon.

Sometime you just hanker for the old days of Emmerdale when they had a plane crash on the village and take out a load of boring characters. David has just escaped as he was top of my list, Caleb and Suni’s awful father are second and third. So many tedious characters, I’m thinking a huge sink hole they could just disappear into.

Ooh Caleb going to give the guy a kicking ! Is Sunni’s dad going to help?

Ethan is the shittest solicitor on earth if he just accepts being fired when he's not even been charged with anything.

Wonder what his career change will be? Running David's shop, working shifts at The Hop or covering for Brenda at the cafe whilst she is nursing Eric? Or maybe Bob's new partner at the B&B?

What the actual feck are we watching

It's so bad, why is Rhona at the hospital, is she planning a kidnap!

Ethan being fired is ridiculous, he didn't do anything wrong, I mean I don't care because he's useless but it's still stupid.

I want the electrician guy to come back, I quite liked him.

Caleb and Tracey, jesus she's only been married five minutes.

Nate going on about eyeballs, christ I nearly gauged mine out 👀

Amit is going to sit on his shoulders

You lot make me pmsl!! 😂

And why do Emmerdale residents all get their own hospital rooms? They're surely not that minted that they all have private health insurance?!

Doing bingo early because I forgot last night. I’m going for Liam because I’d like to see him on screen again

I’ll say Eric for bingo.

Nate mumbling on about eyeballs was just so random. Tbh eyeballs was the only word I could understand.
Ethan's sacking was ridiculous and yet again a random encounter at the hospital from 2 people who would be nowhere near each other in reality.

I didn't even hear eyeballs and I don't know who met at the hospital. Memorable episode.

I nodded off and missed most of last night’s but I did see the random hospital encounter. Nicky bumping into Rhona at the door of the neonatal unit and assuming she’d turned up to visit Suni. I can’t recall her ever having a conversation with either Nicky or Suni at any time but Nicky assumed she’d turned up to be at his bedside. The current storylines are utter shite.