Emmerdale NO SPOILERS: Chloe's hopefully lost in France; will Billy and Dawn find true romance; and Caleb's doing his manly stance

[AutumnCrow]

Here we go again. All aboard the Emmerdale train.

More abject twaddle last night- as if David would leave to see the daughter he never mentions at the drop of a hat when his dad has just revealed he has Parkinson's. Why would you drive off late at night and as a PP said, where's Theo these days?

The passion between Caleb and Tracy is ridiculous. Still, who'd want to be married to gormless Nate who prances about in a suit seemingly doing nothing all day.

The nightclub fight was also nonsense. As if there wouldn't have been CCTV around the interior and exterior, but in true Emmershite tradition they believed the villain and Ethan was blamed. I suppose they had to shoehorn something in for hospital Thursday.

And don't get me started on Chloe's reappearance...........

Anyone (old enough) remember Matt Skilbeck? The most wooden actor ever to work on TV. My mother used to impersonate him 😂 He was a major character in Emmerdale back in the day but at least the storylines were true to farming life.

Now it's all about egos and glamour and stupid unrealistic piddle .

Currently I only feel sorry for Eric. Cain is going a bit soft in his middle years and Caleb can take his twinkly eyes and bog off. He's quite attractive though 😜

Vinny needs to sing. He's got a fantastic voice.

I've got a photo of him on my phone @Helendegenerate 😂 not because I fancy him but because I love the colour of his sofa!

I thought I had posted this on the Classic thread and then it wasn't there and I had a bit of a panic wondering what the hell thread I posted it on. Phew!

Why don't I find Caleb attractive or sexy ?🤔🤔..

What is wrong with me ?

He doesn't do anything for me !

Hi, I'm back! I lost you all there for a while! Currently have a cold type virus that is exactly like a covid but test is negative. Back at work today and omg what a mistake that was when I get the double whammy of my period returning after a month off! Joy oh joy!! I thought it had gone forever!

I have been watching, but yes agree with you all how dire it is.. it def ought to be renamed Emmershite!! The only person who loves it is my 86 yo DF!! We have stopped the bingo though as he's not bothered with that now.

Good to be back with you anyway 😘

I know I am still hetrosexual ...as I have to fan myself while watching Strictly 😂😂😂!

I think I fancy him because he's the only straight man in the village

So do we think Jacob and Victoria wil now get it back on cos David has gone?

I thought Chloe was in a hotel, not a bedsit but could be wrong. Yes, I think Jacob and Victoria will get back together now but there will be a fight between her and Leyla. The attack, surely it’ll be proven Ethan had no knife and didn’t do anything and for bingo, probably Mack brooding over where Chloe and Reuben are

Not a hotel, she had her smalls hanging up to dry

We'll have a guilt trip to endure first I'm sure 🥱

How can chloe even afford a bedsit or hotel she was broke only 3 minutes ago. God the storylines are so stupid and inaccurate.

Hope you'll be feeling better soon @BooseysMom

I think Caleb is fanciable!! Nate is a chump

I’m but disappointed David has gone

Bit not but

You are not alone in not finding Caleb attractive @bizzey . He does nothing for me either. To my taste in men he's far too short but even if he was taller I wouldn't fancy him.

Gabby for bingo.

Well I suppose it's good that not everyone fancies the same man !
Otherwise...well ...it would be a bloodbath 😂😂!

Bingo : Jacob (and sad face !)

To go live ...or not to go live ....that is the question ❓❓..

If I stop now ...I won't continue 😂

Doing my chores I mean !

Live bizzey live is life

Claudette ain't bothered about racial profiling