'Are you a leftie?' Stick a northerner in a vest and braces and Craig just makes assumptions.
Is there anything less Strictly than the Dead Relative Couple's Choice? Yes, the Warzone PTSD Therapy Couple's Choice. Sandy Gall and Kate Adie would never.
Some men get tail-suits, some men get silky trousers, and some men get Primark workwear t-shirts and trousers thrust upon them. Poor Nigel.
Katya's endless twizzling, hair flicking and general histrionics in that tango put me in mind of whenever Ola had to drag a duffer through a rumba. And Nigel's actually quite good.
Vito in that tail-suit. That's it, he's replaced Aljaz as my Strictly husband. Ellie reminded me of one of those films where Gracie Fields is wooed by a handsome millionaire but stays true to herself. I loved that routine.
Dancing On (Her) Own. Actually Adam wasn't that bad. Feel sorry for him and both Angelas doing passable routines but coming up against a double whammy of Couple's Choices.
Loved Johannes co-ordinating his outerwear with autumn in Richmond Park. Did, for one brief second, think that VT was going to go really weird and the stag in the mist was going to start talking to them, à la Herne the Hunter in Robin of Sherwood. 'Ace the contempowaft Annabel. 'Tis thy true destiny. That and doing the samba to Ricky Martin in Blackpool.'