Minimal faff, proper training videos, pretty dresses; which one of you is holding the producer's kitten to ransom?
Nigel didn't remind me of Patrick Swayze, he reminded me of Brendan Cole. Unfortunately, it was when Brendan Cole was trying to lift Lisa Snowdon. That last one was like he was trying to swing an old carpet into an industrial skip.
'It was actually surreal.' Shirley's Sanatogens making her think she's just seen a lobster waltzing with an alarm clock. (Was a lovely, simple waltz, I thought.)
'I can see the light coming through you.' I mean, Zara's not that vapid. The beginning of that routine put me in mind of a 1980's Yardley perfume advert.
'Eddie, you're a funny guy. A really funny guy.' Karen intoning that exactly like Joe Pesci planning where he's going to bury the corpse. Presumably after three days of trying to correct that frame.
I've had nights where I've felt like the floor is my best friend. Specifically, the bathroom floor.
I bet quite a few people want to hit their bevel when in Nikita's company.
Angela like a B-movie matriarch of a dominatrix sex cult in the Bolivian mountains, and Kai not in knee-socks. I loved it.
Copacabana should be reserved for Blackpool Week. It's very camp, very Blackpool, and needs the whole storytelling, big production kit and caboodle.
I bet there are lot of very weird men who are going to be watching that footage of Jowita waxing Jody's chest over and over again.
Calculated that Jody, Zara and Eddie would be the ones in trouble, so voted Eddie. Not my favourite routine but I don't think we're going to wring anything more out of Jody or Zara.