Home and Away, fancy a pizza and a beer at Salt? We can set the Bay to rights on the balcony...

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So Zig and Dean have left, leaving lonely Mack with just Mali to walk in on in the bathroom. Remi loves Bree and Cash loves Eden, Tane married Flic and Leah hasn't dumped Justin yet. Kirby loves Theo and that's about it.

But who'll love who by page 40....

Yes she’s showing the pain really well.

Didn't Theo get the car as a long term, on-the-side hobby car? So he's finished it in about a fortnight... I know things happen more quickly in soaps and it's for River Boy plot purposes, but still...

Yes it was v fast!

Trailer looks full on!

Bang out of order for Roo to want Harper to spend the day with Eliza when she's days away from having the baby. And absolutely stupid of Harper to agree. Surely she's on maternity leave?

cried at that letter

Kirby was annoying but Mali is a crank.

I cried at Tane's letter as well 😭

Roo is a useful foster parent. She also dismisses Marilyn like she's some stupid child. Considering Maz and John did so well with Jet, who they ended up adopting, you'd think she'd take some notice of how Maz is feeling and her warnings.

Eliza has serious psycho vibes.
Why are baby's always born without umbilical cords in soap

And looking at least 3 months old! 😂

Yes that’s a big baby for newborn!

Neighbours had a tiny baby for their new addition. Much more believable.

Yes!! I said as soon as we first saw the baby that he is about 3 months old!

You'd think they could invest in one of those reborn dolls? I think there are some kind of rules in OZ that prevents them using newborns.

Ah I did wonder if the rules were different in Australia regarding using babies for TV. Yes they could use one of those dolls, they seem to be very realistic these days

Neighbours has a newborn in it currently and it is tiny and very young. So young that I wondered how it’s allowed!

I didn't realise Neighbours was still going? Thought it had finished? I haven't seen it for over 20 years but I like the old ones from the 80's on prime

When I watch this lot of River Boys, I can't help thinking what would Brax and Heath say!

This lot aren't a patch on Brax, Heath and Casey or Dean and Colby. Lacey is no Ricky or Willow.

Maybe its because they look about 18 but they are about as scary and intimidating as Peppa Pig.

Agree. And one of them having a name like 'Spanner' is just laughable.

Love how Gage, Lacey and Edmunds are suspects but they are allowed to stand together in the police station entrance with no guard whilst the other is being questioned 🙄

Justin is such a plank. He's been so wrapped up in Kirby's solo career that he hasn't seen what Theo has got himself into. Also whose been looking after the garage because they're never there!

Does anyone else think they're going to do a Dana and Sunny relationship?

@xXxSideshowAuntSallyXx it does look like a Sonny/Dana romance is on the cards. But if you'd asked me yesterday I'd have said that Sonny was going to die from a ruptured spleen or torn liver and that Theo would recover.

Yes it was revived by Prime for two years. But due to end again in December 🥲

Mali is a crank

Has anyone seen the new opening credits? They've got the old theme song back again

I didn’t even notice! I’ll pay attention on first watch. Wonder why? Is there a big anniversary?

Sad news (and no its not a spoiler) the dog that played Buddy has died.

Justin seems to have forgotten he has a dog mind you.