MAFS OZ UK pace 3 (no spoilers) - speaking our truths, there's no socks in our shoes

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Bracing myself for the dinner party tonight!

Alyssa was way OTT! She's had an affair with a married man so she's the last person who should be judging.

Love Wilko! He used to work with Bryce (who he refers to as Bruce) and cannot stand him! That alone makes him a top bloke in my eyes.

Re the looks list:

I would definitely have Jesse at the top of my "most handsome" gallery- he has beautiful skin and a lovely smile- dark eyes- lean body- quite tall I think- I could go on...

Adam next in looks but bottom for personality!

Possibly Leyton next- but I'm starting to scramble

Sorry, don't find Dan attractive- maybe too perfect for me- I think I like a bit of ugly
That said, Shannon, Harrison, Cameron (the spam bros) are too hanging even for my tastes!!
feel a bit mean about Cameron, but, aside from looking like rhubarb and custard, there's something cocky about him- I wouldn't want my daughter with him. I think the fact that he's not had a girlfriend is a bit of a red herring: far from being a sweet, guileless man, I think he's a bit of a dick 😁didnt like how he was shutting Lyndall down over Shannon- unkind and moral compass askew

Should add that on a hot day I am the colour and consistency of pink blancmange- so I'm a total hypocrite 😂

ah! I meant Duncan, not Dan

I still hope they can work through it.

I thought Clare demonstrated how to deliver a fulsome, genuine apology with real feeling behind it. I hope that Jesse can see that too and compare it to the piss-poor attempts from the wanky males in the experiment.

Oh yes, Ritchie the man devoid of all personality. I felt the same about Booka from maybe two Ozzie series ago? She acted very sweetly for a few weeks and then it kind of became apparent that she just wanted to get a music career off the ground.

Haha agree about Cameron. He's flaky as he'll and is just there to make friends. Suspect he's put other blokes and going for a beer first for his whole adult life and doesn't really have the understanding of what it means to be in a mutually supportive relationship.

I felt sorry for Claire and like her even more after the way she conducted herself.

I just wish Jessie would degrease his hair whilst washing it instead...it looks to be thinning in places so it's not the asset he thinks it is...if we're looking at aesthetics that is

Jesse is the only one I fancy and his personality is exactly the kind of person I end up with in real life. From these experiences I know that it can be extremely hard work going out with someone like him! The weird combo of strident and insecure can be really toxic.

also despite the fact I do like him I still the think the fact he Rae yes so badly to hearing Claire in the phone has been brushed over a bit. Since he’s been proved right about his intuition I think the couples have forgotten that his behaviour over the phone was not ok.

*reacted so badly to hearing Claire on the phone!

He looks good with his hair like this

I think it was less about the phone but more about them being all over each other and the 'looks' when they were out. If there hadn't been that then i guess he'd have just said 'who's that on the phone?'

I'm surprised no one saw the kiss tbh. And wasn't there reference to Claire going awol for hours after she left?

He really doesn’t!

I feel like it’s more the fact she messed around with a married man herself and is now trying to ‘prove’ she’s a better person.

As many times as it takes to take away the hurt Jesse is feeling. She's done a brilliant job of apologising, no blame, no excuses just sorry. Repeatedly. I really hope her and Jesse went out and got pissed.

I do too, I really think he'll choose to leave this time even if he forgives her. Was impressed that she didn't try to blame Adam and say that he'd been texting her not to tell anyone.

Long hair is subjective on a man...but it needs to look clean at least!

Jessie would look more attractive without lank greasy looking locks (if he cares about how his appearance) he spends a lot of time in front of the bathroom mirror toying with his hair, so he makes an effort to look right, he's not just being himself and being low maintenance

Claire's apology was so heartfelt, and of all the brides I think she is the most beautiful. She dresses beautifully for the dinner parties too, when a lot of the others look like they've been through the sale section of Boohoo.

I don't find any of the men that attractive - I don't like men that spend too much time in the gym, men with long hair, men with tattoos, skinny men, men with facial hair and/or man buns 😂

Alyssa and her little coven were giving me mean girl vibes.

And 'dinner is served man' is back!!

(I watch one day behind, hence catching up with yesterday's episode today).

I’ve watched 1 ahead as I’m not going to be here for Monday’s, but I’m not going to give anything away, don’t worry

Absolutely!! I bet Duncan was looking at her thinking wtaf are you saying?! She really got on my nerves. I’m starting to go off hee and her fake Mormon holier than thou bullshit

I loved it when Jesse said I hate people looking at me, I hate being the centre of attention. Does anybody remember him right at the beginning officiating the wedding ceremonies?

I have to admit I've googled spoilers too...I'm not going to let on here though. I do think the original concept has gone out the window though, the ixperts have a lot to answer for..I'm not calling them frauds but there seems to be some dubious participants and matches